origin stories
they were born in the United Kingdom, so technically they're born to be british, bred to be filipino, forced to be american, 也中国人因为我要。
who is rowan?
they were hit by a car while scootering on the way back to pcn afters while they were riding with their friend lauren. got the craziest bruises of their life. they lasted for like 3 weeks.
who is marion?
they played the saxophone for nearly 7 years :))
who is sam f.?
they were born and raised in georgia and was homeschooled until 3rd grade. they only began going to public school after they moved to california.
who is justina?
When they were younger, they almost died at the OC fair because of a potato swirl. they haven't been back since
who is reanna?
they accidentally broke someone's foot playing soccer in middle school
who is jaison?
they were an accident and their parents wanted them to be a boy (its ok im like the fav child now), their fav aunt (i became her fav too) wanted their mom to abort them, and then like maybe a few months before delivery, their mom got into a car accident -- but obvi it was all good in the end
who is ronnie?
last quarter they ate like 6-7 pieces of salami before they realized that it was moldy, like white fuzz moldy, and at 3am that night they had the most excruciating, disorienting, cold-chills inducing number 2 of their life. truly a haunting experience
who is jen?
their ex lives in montecito and goes to sbcc but that was before they decided to go to ucsb, they're perpetually scared they'll see them in I.V. and the general sb area
who is ameerah?
When they were in elementary school, they watched a lot of youtube and they were really into youtube skits. So, when they were in 5th grade they made their own youtube channel where they'd upload their own skits where they played all the characters and everything was filmed on their ipad air 2. Then, they got to middle school and got really scared someone would find out about it so they deleted it all.
who is gaby?
they used to unironically be a youth minister at their parish and am now ex Catholic and was a beast at their middle school academic decathlon
who is sydney?
they almost had Child Protective Services called on them when they were younger which is the main reason they moved away from their old neighborhood.
who is kendrick?
the first time they tried to use a scooter, they went downhill and got scared so they tried to stop but they were wearing flip flops so when they dragged their foot on the pavement, the top part bent over and they fell forward, doing a somersault onto the grass
who is lola?
they were in a blind dating show in hs and actually ended up picking their “crush” at the end. But when they really got to know them after, they were really dry but kept texting them n wanting to hang out so they had their friends log into my insta to text him for them :p but we’re chill now 🙏
who is kiera?
for a larger part of their middle school career they used to be a logan paul fan. they know all the lyrics to everyday bro and most of ricegums diss tracks
who is alex?
When they were younger, they used to talk to someone by an old tree at my school. One day their teacher asked who they were talking to, and they said it was a grandma. She was asking me about her lost grandchild. Their teacher told them there was no one there and no kid by that name had ever gone to the school. That’s when they realized it was a spirit. Since then, they've been able to feel, and sometimes see, spirits.
who is joshua?
they play board games because where they grew up, they had to go to school early in the morning (like 2-3 hours before) cuz their mom drove them to school, they went ahead and then had to play board games with ppl there (white ppl).
who is ian?
when they were a kid they snuck into a storm drain with a bunch of friends. eventually they walked far enough in that they had to start ducking because the tunnel was so small (we knew we were under the road at this point bcus there were ladders up to manholes.) it was really quiet until they heard grunting and then there was a guy deep inside the tunnel and he chased them out and they had to sprint across poo water to escape
who is soren?
On Christmas they got jumped by small dogs with their bf and they had to go to the er bc their bf got bit. The rest of the night, their bf's family started barking at him
who is emerlen?
in 2017 they got stranded on an island with their entire family for 48 hours because the water was too choppy to go back.
who is kait?