ABC's of IT
Help Desk Hall of Fame
Our Clients
Network Nightmares
100

LAN

Local Area Network

A network that connects devices within a limited area, such as a home, school, or office.

100

The help desk term for a problem caused by the user, not the system.

PEBKAC or ID10T

100

A Cowboy's Exclamation

Yee-Haw Brewing LLC

100

When name resolution fails but IP connectivity works, this service is usually at fault.

DNS

200

CW PSA

ConnectWise Professional Services Automation

Why did they decide to change it from ConnectWise Manage? 

200

This acronym describes the promise of response and resolution times for support tickets.

SLA (Service Level Agreement)

200

BESIDE WATER

Creekside Capital Inc

200

This blinking light tells you whether a network interface is physically connected

link/activity LED

300
LDAP

Lightweight Directory Access Protocol

A standard application protocol used to access and manage distributed directory information services over an IP network.

300

A user insists nothing changed—until you discover this took place overnight.

Software update or system reboot

300

Clown Residence

Ronald McDonald House

300

This aquatic sounding tool is used to sniff packets on the network 

Wireshark

400

RAID

Redundant Array of Independent Disks

A method of combining multiple physical drives for redundancy, performance, or both.

400

The situation that best suits the user phrase, "I clicked it but nothing happened"

Phishing Attempt

400

Biblically turns into a snake

Shepherd's Staff

400

This DNS record maps a hostname directly to an IPv4 address

A record
500

IOMMU

Input–Output Memory Management Unit

A hardware component that manages memory access for DMA-capable devices

500
The infamous developer excuse used to avoid working on bug tickets

Works on my machine!

500

You can find 2 under a car

Axle Logistics

500

This command-line tool traces the path packets take across a network.

traceroute or tracert