Celebs
You smell him before you see him.
Who is Bergstresser?
This person is someone you might accidentally step on if you're not careful...
Who is Peeta Mallark?
"Ever6 5ince 8 se3 a golden buzzer video I cr6".
Who is Nora Platts?
We went to a certain person's house for our freshman year Homecoming after-party and talked to his mom more than him. A Jeffery Dahmer TV show was playing and we all drank soda.
This is the hardest rock in the world.
What are diamonds?
We need to finger-coil and curl-treat this person's hair. In other words, we are pumping them up in the chair.
Who is Jonathan Frew?
This is the reason why the Careers want Peeta on their team during the 74th Hunger Games?
What is to help them find and MURDER Katniss?
"It's not THAT small."
Who is London Nzambi? (in relation to the statue of David).
This date Peeta missed the very first senior year event because we wanted to be mysterious and arrive late. Also Clara fell out of the trunk.
What is June 5th, 2025?
This is the best selling album of all time?
What is Thriller by Micheal Jackson?
This person is sort of family to us. He's not afraid to be honest and smells incredibly good.
This is the color of Cinna's eyeliner?
What is gold?
"You're going to be Kermit for Halloween? But Kermit is skinny..."
Who is Lily Farrell?
This day we met two beautiful brits who have really changed our lives.
What is October 6th, 2023?
This country is surrounded by Zambia, Botswana, South Africa, and Mozambique.
What is Zimbabwe?
This boy looks like an ant up close.
Who is Cooper Whalen?
This is a year's supply of oil and grain, causing one's name to be added to the drawing more times?
What are tesserae?
"I think I just came". (In relation to C.F.C.)
Who is Ana Bonidie?
This day we all packed up, hopped in the bus, ran to the beach and were greeted by piles and piles of dead stinking fish. We also ate many Little John Turkey Toms and memorialized our inbred family.
What is August 6th 2025?
This restaurant sells chicken flavored nail polish.
What is KFC?
This person came to school with trash stapled to them and asked Nora and Clara to have a threesome with them (in 7th grade).
Who is Sea River Ocean?
According to Suzanne Collins, these are the names of Katniss and Peeta's children.
Who are Willow and Rye?
"What if we all went out to the Benson Boone concert and got some strawberry Dubai chocolate Labubu's and a couple of moonbeam crumble cookies and maybe got matcha and talked about the political and economical state of the world right now?"
Who is Clara Druckenbrod?
On this day Jetpunk was founded and all of our lives were saved.
Who is Friedrich Engels?