This small, chewable confectionery item is frequently found hidden in a patient's cheek during the pre-op interview, usually defended with, "But I didn't swallow it!"
What is chewing gum
This is the name of our davinci robot
What is Charlie
The patient who is still unconscious post-op should be placed in this position
What is side-lying
This drug is the ultimate "delete button" for a patient's short-term memory, ensuring they will ask you "Is it over yet?" approximately 45 times in a row.
What is versed
These surgeries require more than one IV placement.
(multiple acceptable answers)
What is robotic surgery?
What is any surgery where the patient will have arms tucked during positioning?
What is any surgery where the patient may require blood products?
This are unique names that Dr Cirillo likes to call some of his surgical instruments.
What are grasshoppers and sushi
This numeric score, evaluating color, respiration, circulation, consciousness, and activity, determines if a PACU patient is ready for discharge.
What is Aldrete Score
This is the ultimate, heartbreaking phrase a patient says right before you stick them, immediately lowering your confidence by 50%.
What is "I'm a very hard stick"?
**Fun fact**This person possesses a PhD and 6 certifications making them the most educated go to person in our department besides the physicians.
Who is Becki Jenkins
When is it appropriate to begin teaching discharge instructions
What is during the preoperative phase of care?
This is how doctor Phalz remembers the fire safety acronym during the time out. (Name one of the components)
What is A for ALCOHOL prep
B for ABOVE
C OX C GEN
D CAR DERY
E for everything else
This milky, white substance is lovingly referred to by patients and staff as the "Milk of Amnesia."
What is propofol
This tiny, circular behind-the-ear sticker is amazing for motion sickness, but if a patient touches it and rubs their eye, they will terrify the PACU nurse with a blown, dilated pupil.
What is a Scopolamine Patch?
The unspoken law of Pre-Op states that the moment you apply the warming blanket or announce you are ready to go back to the operating room, the patient will immediately have an urgent need to do this.
What is go to the bathroom/pee
This specific genre of music is most likely to be blasting in the OR during a high-stakes Orthopedic total joint replacement.
What is hip hop BBQ
The is our current average turn over time at Calvert Health in the operating room
What is 27.8 or 28 minutes
Alterations in this electrolyte, both high and low, put a patient at risk for cardiac arrhythmias
What is potassium
This phrase (or phrases) is/are universally spoken by a surgeon when they want to disctract from the fact that they are incredibly stressed and are not sure how to proceed right in the middle of a critical dissection.
How is the suction? Is this the highest it can go?
What is the blood pressure?
What is the temperture? Is this the lowest it can go?