Mr Michael
What is teacher's second name?
Campbell
Why did the fish blush?
Because the seaweed
You eat this on a summer day
Ice lolly
Who was the founder of Microsoft?
Bill Gates
What is the capital city of teacher's home country?
Belfast
How did the fish get to school?
By octobus
This is useful for people in cold climates
Wristies
What was the most profitable app of 2020?
TikTok
What is teacher's favourite drink?
A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles
Something a blind person can use to read
Braille
What is the best selling video game of all time?
Minecraft
Who is teacher's favourite student?
Trick question: Teacher loves all his students equally
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
Useful for basketball players
Hands-on basketball
When was the first Iphone released?
June 29, 2007
Who is teacher's least favourite student?
Trick question: Teacher hates all his students equally
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish
It happened by accident
Invention of the ice lolly
What scientist is famous for his theory of relativity?
Albert Einstein