Ms. Stover has an abundance of brilliantly blinded books!
What is Alliteration
100
Mr. Boswell is exceptionally bald.
What is an adjective.
100
"Mr. Sarver's class only lasts like five seconds, no matter what we're doing in there."
What is an exaggeration
100
According to the WV State Police website, Mrs. Wells has been to jail twice in the last five years.
What is evidence.
100
Ms. Barnhart's whistle screams at students multiple times a day!
What is figurative language.
200
Everyone wants to steal books like Ms. Stover does.
What is a generalization.
200
My opponent thinks that Mr. Boswell isn't naturally bald, but my opponent is obviously blind and undereducated. Here's why...
What is an attack.
200
Mrs. Wells is a jailbird. She is not cool, calm, collected.
What is the Rule of Three.
300
Protect your books!
Protect your homes!
Protect your property!
Protect your freedom!
What is repetition.
300
Mr. Boswell's lack of hair on his CRANIUM is a MEDICAL ANOMALY!
What is jargon.
300
Persuade Us - Tell us why Mr. Sarver is the best teacher ever.
"I remember when I was in Mr. Sarver's class. I always enjoyed how we did projects, and he always made everything seem easy to understand, even when it wasn't. I think being able to talk to him about anything made him the best teacher. At least, that was always true in my experience."
What is an anecdote.
300
How many times does Mrs. Wells have to go to prison before she learns?
What is a rhetorical question.
300
Ms. Barnhart's whistle is one blow away from destroying OUR ears. WE have to protect ourselves.
What is a pronoun.
400
According to the 2017-2018 North Middle School bookshelf inventory check, the number of books on Ms. Stover's shelf has increased by 89% over the last year.
What is Evidence.
400
Mrs. Wells has, once and for all, tasted the bitter truth of justice.
What is figurative language.
400
Ms. Barnhart's whistle has a rhythmic progression of 9700 decibels.
What is jargon.
500
If you leave your book case unlocked, Ms. Stover will steal your them.
What is Logos.
500
A new study, provided by the Society for the Beautification of the Bald Headed-Peoples of America, shows that Mr. Boswell's scalp is perfectly acceptable.
What is bias.
500
Mr. Sarver's class is the best class in the entire free-world. Period.
What is an assertion.
500
As Secretary of Defense for the United States of America, I recommend that people take extreme precautions when approaching Mrs. Wells.
What is Ethos (credibility).
500
If Ms. Barnhart loves us, and if she cares about the safety of our inner-ear soft tissues, she will lay down her weapon (whistle), and allow us to live in peace and harmony.