Silliest of Jokes
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With Experi-mints
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Works in a large building with children
uses a black or white board to teach lessons
A teacher
Potato
Yam
Catergories ope
Yukon Potato
Cantaloupes
Some people think it is scary
Lots of pumpkins
dressing up
Halloween
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon
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Uses a stethoscope
Takes your temperature
Takes your blood pressure
🍞 🥎 🥪 🍟
🥎
A big dinner with family and friends
mashed potatoes
turkey 🦃
Thanksgiving
What is yellow and looks like a pineapple?
A lemon with a new haircut
Peter and Shannon have been working together for 3 months! It’s been a lot of fun!
There are 4 week in each month. How many weeks have Shannon and Peter been working together?
Month 1 = week, week, week, week
Month 2 = week, week, week, week
Month 3 = week, week, week, week
Drives in large smelly trucks
comes to your house once a week
Garbage person
Math
Reading and Comprehension
Gym
YouTube
YouTube
Red and Pink are its theme
Lots of hearts
Love is in the air
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look! I’m changing
Sally loves cookies
She gets to have a cookie after every single dinner.
There are 7 days a week that Sally has dinner. How many cookies does Sally eat each week?
Works in a building with poles
Drive large red trucks that have giant water hoses
Fire man/man woman
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🐾
4 leaf clovers
A parade
St. Patricks’ day
Where does the rat go when he has a tooth ache?
The ro-dentist
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Works in a building with lots of books
Librarian
FireTruck
Ambulance
Police Car
Stationwagon
Station wagon
Time to get a new calendar
Wait to the very last second and stay up late
drink champagne
New Years Eve