Silliest of Jokes
Name that profession
Doesn’t Belong
Name that Holiday
100

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With Experi-mints

100

Works in a large building with children 

uses a black or white board to teach lessons 

A teacher 

100

Potato 

Yam  

Catergories ope

Yukon Potato  


Cantaloupes  

100

Some people think it is scary 

Lots of pumpkins

dressing up 

Halloween 

200

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon 

200

Uses a stethoscope 

Takes your temperature 

Takes your blood pressure 

Nurse 
200

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🥎

200

A big dinner with  family and friends 

mashed potatoes 

turkey 🦃 

Thanksgiving 

300

What is yellow and looks like a pineapple?

A lemon with a new haircut 

300

Drives in large smelly trucks 

comes to your house once a week 


Garbage person 

300

Math 

Reading and Comprehension 

Gym 

YouTube 

YouTube 

300

Red and Pink are its theme

Lots of hearts 

Love is in the air 

St. Valentine’s Day 
400

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look! I’m changing 

400

Works in a building with poles 

Drive large red trucks that have giant water hoses 

Fire man/man woman 

400

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🐾

400
A day to celebrate the Irish 


4 leaf clovers 


A parade 

St. Patricks’ day 

500

Where does the rat go when he has a tooth ache?

The ro-dentist 

500

Works in a building with lots of books 


Librarian 

500

FireTruck 

Ambulance 

Police Car 

Stationwagon 

Station wagon 

500

Time to get a new calendar 

Wait to the very last second and stay up late 

drink champagne  

New Years Eve