POND
THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF THE POND YET UNCONNECTED AND USUALLY TRAVELS BETWEEN DIFFERENT VEHICLES AND PEOPLE
POND CRANK
WIDE NOSE
HUNTER
REDALE ROAD AND USUALLY IS SET OFF BY SMOKE OR VAPE
WESTCARE
EVERY NOVEMBER FOR THE BIGGEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR AND ALWAY TIES UP THE MOST RESOURCES AT THE WORST TIME AND DEFINITLEY NOT OUR JOB
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
HEY OL CAT
WILCRUM
THIS COULD BE CONSIDERED THE FOULEST SMELL ON THE PROPERTY
WHAT IS POND GARBAGE
BIG LIPS
JOHNNY COLE
THE ONLY PLACE THE TOWER EVER GOES TO
PMC
USING LADDERS GETS PUT UP ALL OVER DOWNTOWN FOR PEOPLE THAT DONT DESERVE IT AND USUALLY TAKES PLACE PRIOR TO MAY AND ALSO ISNT OUR JOB
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
KYLE TAYLOR
THIS PERSON HAS HARASSED ANYONE THAT HAS EVER BEEN WITHIN THE VICINITY OF THE MIDDLE SECTION OF THE POND NEAR PHYLLIS LANE
WHO IS STEVE SILVERS
NO NECK
JOSH MURPHY
GOES OFF EVERY TIME A LIGHT RAIN HITS THE BUILDING BECAUSE OF WATER LEAKING IN THE DETECTOR HEAD
PIKEVILLE COMMONS
HAPPENS FOR A SMALLER FORGOTTEN HOLIDAY IN NOVEMBER DUE TO A HIGH RESPECT. INVOLVES USING LADDERS AND HAPPENS DOWNTOWN AND WE DO IT OUT OF RESPECT ALTHOUGH IT STILL ISNT OUR JOB.
VETERANS BANNERS
NOW BUBBA
MITCHELL
THIS PERSON TOOK APPROXIMATELY >4 HOURS TO CHECK POND LEVELS APPROXIMATELY 1 MILE FROM THE STATION
WHO IS SPARKY
EARS
MURPHY DESKINS
THIS IS THE MOST COMMON CAUSE FOR FIRE ALARMS IN THE PFD FIRE DISTRICT
DUST IN THE DETECTOR HEAD FROM MAINTENANCE
ALSO ACCEPT SMOKING OR VAPING
BACK HOME
TACO
THE PERSON WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROTECTION, DEFENSE, AND RESTORATION OF THE POND IF NEEDED
WHO IS KENNETH SAMPSON
PAPA
BRIAN COFIELL
ALWAYS HAS THE QUICKEST RESPONSE TIME AND IS USUALLY RESET PRIOR TO DISPATCH AND IS ALWAYS CAUSED BY MALFUNCTION
STATION 3
LITTLE BOY
LUCAS MILLER