Vasoactive Verses
RSI: Ready, Set, Intubate!
Sleepytime Stanzas
Working Under Pressure
Misc
100

At low doses it helps the kidney sing,
Mid-range it makes cardiac output swing.
Too high and you’ll find
A squeeze of the kind
That makes vessels clamp down like a string.

Dopamine

100

This agent provides sedation and amnesia but may drop blood pressure, not ideal for unstable patients.

Propofol

100

A milky white drip, smooth and sly,
Helps dreams come and quickly go by.
It calms without pain,
But drop pressure in vain
“Lights out!” says the vial with a sigh.

Propofol

100

I slip through smooth muscle and tell it to chill,
Low-key no calcium, no pressure to fill.
I favor the vessels or sometimes the heart,
But watch for edema when I play my part.

Give me the class and an example

Ca Channel Blockers

Clevidipine, Nicardipine, Amlodipine, Diltiazem

100

Which of the following medications needs to be pretreated with bronchodilators?

Ribavirin

Nitric Oxide

Cayston

Flolan

Ribavirin

Cayston


200

Pure constrictor, with alpha the key,
Raises blood pressure and SVR, you see?
Used for a pressor fix,
Or to clear up nasal icks
Reflex Brady plays along occasionally.

Phenylephrine

200

Your patient has hyperkalemia and crush injuries. Which paralytic should you avoid?

Succinylcholine

200

An alpha-two agent so keen,
Keeps patients sedate, yet still seen.
They’re calm, but can talk,
Or follow your walk—
It’s “coop sedation,” crisp and clean.

Dexmedetomidine
200

My path is downstream; I don’t stop the making,
I block the effect that the second is taking.
I spare you the cough, yet still guard the heart
Which blocker of binding plays my part?

Category and Example

ARBs

Losartan Valsartan

200

Which opioid used in critical care is a very potent synthetic narcotic that can cause chest wall rigidity?

Fentanyl

300

A drug that will boost a weak heart,
Mostly beta 1 it plays that part.
It pumps with a grin,
Drops afterload a tin,
Good for hearts that need a strong start.

Dobutamine

300

You need a non-depolarizing paralytic that lasts longer and is safer for unstable hemodynamics.

Rocuronium

300

Quite a trippy ride, yet a friend,
Keeps pain away and airways open to the end.
It’s weird, but it’s true,
They might see in two
Dissociation’s its favorite trend.

Ketamine

300

I quiet the enzyme that crafts a constrictor,
And keep your heart’s workload a little bit stricter.
I’m kind to the kidneys in diabetics’ plight,
But a bradykinin cough may wake you at night.

Category and Example

ACEi

Lisnopril, Enalapril

300

You are mamaging a patient on mechanical ventilation and wish to get a breathing trail started. The patient is on propofol and your unit is using the Richmond Agitation Sedation Scale (RASS) to assess level of sedation. The patient appears to be awake and agitated, makes eye contact in greater than 10 seconds. What is this patient's level of sedation by the RASS?

+2

400

There once was a peptide quite stern,
From the brain told the kidneys, “Hold water, not yern.”
It tightened the vein,
Raised pressure again,
And in septic nights helped perfusion return.

Vasopressin or ADH

400

You’re preparing to intubate a hypotensive trauma patient. Which induction agent keeps blood pressure most stable?

Etomidate

400

I’m swift with a hypnotic grace,
Yet blood pressure stays in its place.
Adrenal I blunt,
But just for a stunt—
Guess me: one dose, out like a race.

Etomidate

400

A patient’s heart races, their pressure is steep,
I’m chosen to slow it, their rate now deep.
But give me in asthma...caution, beware,
I may block the breath that isn’t there

Caetgory and example

Beta Blockers

Labetalol, Carteolol


400

Define anticoagulant vs antiplatelet and provide an example for each:

Anticoagulants: Medications that interfere with the clotting cascade, preventing the formation or growth of fibrin clots.

Heparin or Coumadin/Warfarin

Antiplatelets: Medications that prevent platelets from sticking together (aggregation) and forming a platelet plug in the early stages of clot formation.

Asprin or Clopidogrel (Plavix)

500

A messenger bursting with zing,
Used when airways close up in a fling.
It makes hearts race and hypotension fear,
And in codes brings new cheer —
Adrenal alarm: up goes everything.

Epinephrine

500

Give me 3 drugs, including their classification, used in an RSI

Sedatives: Etomidate, Ketamine, Propofol, Versed

Analgesics: Fentanyl, Dilaudid, Morphine

Paralytics: Succinylcholine, Vecuronium, Rocuronium, Nimbex

500

I slip through the GABA-bound door,
Bring calm, yet they demand for more.
I fade anxious fight,
Steal memories light,
Short-acting, but strong to the core.

Versed

500

I do not charm GABA to weave my spell,
Yet still I bring silence where chaos fell.
Through medullary whispers I quiet the storm,
But brady and hypo are part of my form.

Category and example

Alpha 2 agonists

Precedex

500

Besides respiratory depression, anem two common side effects from narcotic use

Hemodynamic compromise and decreased bowel mobility