Freak of the Week
"Yeah you're getting touched."
Who is Colin "Frucuzzi" Fruchter?
Law: "Sucking toes is ______."
What is Biblical?
"I'm gonna touch an asparagus in the lower region."
Who is Frucuzzi?
"I'm not attracted to black women, buuut...."
Who is Tristan Teel?
Who is Calhoun Hester?
"Your mouth is going to be taken on a date."
Who is Andrew Wolthuis?
Coston: "Mon Mothma can be my Mon _____."
What is Momma?
"The Hill is the Prichard of Auburn's campus."
Who is Will Potato?
"Yall gotta ask me what red flags are there because I'm gonna ignore it."
Who is Patillo?
"I'd make out with my fiance too if I had one."
Who is Quinn Boney?
"Everyone talking about this PVC, someone about to get this PV-D."
Who is Lawrence Flournoy?
Dixon: "_____ ________ made me realize I like women."
Who is Holly Shiftwell?
*to a 3 year old girl*
"Aye what sorority you in?"
Who is Matthew Blake?
"No comment, as we're in the early stages of recruitment. But under the right circumstances i could see this becoming a fruitful relationship that could be appealing for our team as we have an opening on our roster."
Who is Matthew?
"Just to be clear, I could marry her but I couldn't stay married to her."
Who is Will Patillo?
"If there's Nutella involved, we can bump 5 years down to 3."
Who is Dixon "America" Davis?
Matthew: "Pledge _____ the bed."
What is shake?
"She was pantless when I got in her room."
Who is Keaton McNutt?
"You can take my tunic, but not my virginity!"
Who is Cal?
"She's my wife she just doesn't know it yet."
Who is Matthew Blake?
"Hopefully one day she'll be the schnitzel to my weiner."
Who is Lindsey C Boney?
Cal: "Level 5 mack spot: ____ ______."
What is Jedi Temple?
"Sorority halls are calling."
Who is Perry Bolles?
"That's like me going to the NBA and then going back to middle school rec ball."
Who is Will Patillo?
"My kids are gonna become elite athletes, they're just not coming from her."
Who is McNutt?