Characters
Their house is going to get demolished right when they wake up
Who is Arthur Dent
The ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything
What is we have no f***ing clue?
The name of the best selling interstellar travel guide
What is the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?
The third planet from our sun
What is Earth? (Congrats, you made it through 2nd grade)
To get to the other side.
What is, why did the chicken cross the road?
Arthur got rejected by this person at a party
Who is Trillian?
Marvin, the chronically depressed robot, is this
What is an ethical dilemma? What is why did they make him with real human emotions and it happens to be depression?
The hitchhikers guide has this to say about Earth
What is mostly harmless?
Right before Ford and Arthur leave Earth, Ford gets Arthur this drink
What is beer?
I’m hungry
What is, Hi, Hungry. I’m dad? (Sorry if you have fatherly issues)
Third worst poets in the entire universe
Who are the Vogons?
The entire book encapsulates this philosophical theory
What is Absurdism?
The ship that picked up Ford and Arthur when they we seconds away from death in the endless vacuum of space runs on what
What is the Infinite Improbability Drive?
The Vogons demolished Earth for this
What is a hyperspace bypass
An alligator with a vest
What is an investigator?
The galactic president
What is an idiot? (ig we’ll take the answer Zephod Beeblebrox too)
The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything
What is 42?
Translates language but also has caused some of the bloodiest wars in history of the galaxy
What is a Babel fish?
The Canadian Provinces
What are they? Seriously, I don't know. I was raised with the American education system.
Dinosaurs don‘t talk for this reason
What is dead?
The real and true hitchhiker who is also a researcher on this infamous book
Who is Ford Perfect?
Ask us a philosophical question that surround the book and presentation we just gave(we worked really long and hard on it too). If we like the question, you get the points. If we don’t, then we read you poetry.
What is your question?
Something a hitchhiker would never be seen dead without
What is a towel?
Earth was actually a supercomputer designed to do this
What is discover the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything
your mom
What is a good time ;)