Adult or Youth?
Rednecks with paychecks do strange things.
Adult - Bro. Glaser
Son, your heart's a muscle. You gotta lube it up so it works right.
Bro. Glaser
great great great great great great great great great _______. - Bro. Luke
GRANDPA.
be an extraordinary being. Less than extraordinary is for normal people and we aren't that.
be a great person. Good is for normies, and we are not normal. - Bro. Glaser
What does Sis. Perry call her Christmas tree?
Twinkle tree - I got a twinkle tree! ^^
You know what else is free? You and I.
Youth - Paislee
FEED ME WITH THE TUBE MAMA. GIVE IT TO MEE.👹
Mia
If you knock on my ________ it sounds like it's echoing. - Ashley
Baldness
your feline companion fell and hurt its feetsies?
your cat trip and broke its ankle? - Bro. Luke
Oliver wielded a mighty weapon. It was?
A gun - and he wielded a mighty weapon... it was a gun.
Dirt is Dirt.
Adult - Bro. Luke
One word... ✨rabies✨
Travis
Are you my mom's ___________? 'Cause you're tall and slender and light up the whole room. - Paislee
Twinkle Tree
the front of your head is slippery.
your face is slimy. - Paislee
What non-edible substance did Paislee eat as a child?
Drywall - I ate drywall. 😐
he ain't fighting fire with fire, he's fighting it with like, a brick.
Adult - Travis
what in the liberal is going on?!
Lee Allen
I spun around like a little _________. - Lee Allen
Ballerina
I am soon going to do murder without a vehicle
I am 'bout to commit non-vehicular manslaughter. - Ollie
When life gives him lemons, what does Lee Allen make?
Pants - When life gives you lemons, make pants.
That's why if a girl's ugly, I'll say 'your outfit's cute but not your face...'
Youth - Paislee
PatPat turned into Black-Pat for a second.
Aubyn
Ah yes, this is my _________. I pay him in nickels and cotton candy. - Travis
Bodyguard
imagine a very large small child, and the mother... is much smaller.
imagine a 300 pound 5 year old. And the mom... is thin as a rail. - Mia
Bro. Glaser might look like a rolly-poley, but what can they do that he can't?
Bend - I might look like a rolly-poley but I don't bend like one!