Dad's
Dad comes up from the basement on a Sunday afternoon...
"My lions lost again"
Dad's response to a decadent dessert delivered to the table
"Woof we should pray again"
When you ask dad where mom is on an afternoon in late July
"Probably lost in the garden"
Dad's favorite phrase from a show he watching with Kat
"aww, mini riot gear"
Dad's favorite white sox beer vender phrase
"I'VE GOT BEEEER"
What would dad say watching a terribly missed field goal
"SHEEEEAAANKKKK"
Dad's description for a bad athlete, restaurant, movie, etc
that "Stinks on ice"
Dad's favorite way to say something is finished
"D-U-N, done!"
Dad response to someone deciding whether or not to shower in the morning or at night
"Showa fo tomoawh"
What dad would say to wish a friend well headed to play golf
"Hit'em straight"
Dads common phrase from Bumpa
"You got it baby"
Dads response to someone who needs to complete their work before having fun
"Getterrr done!"
Dad's response to an unfortunate fact of life
"It is what it is"
A double bacon cheese burger with onion rings would be described by dad as....
"A heart attack on a plater"
Dad's phrase when he is getting himself together to get out of the house
"Im out of here like a herd of turtles"
Dad would say ____ to a friend golfing who got a favorable bounce
"better lucky than good"
Jill asks dad, "do you want some pizza?"
"Hun Hao!"
Dad's blame for a football intercepted by a tree
Tree Rollins
What dad says to people doing something on the luxurious side
"Living the high life"
honorable mention: "do you like luxury?"
Dad's favorite exclamation (one word, not a real word)
"Doooitchhhe"