IT JOBS
AN ENTRY LEVEL TO MID-LEVEL IT ROLE FOCUSED ON HELPING USERS SOLVE TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
IT SUPPORT / HELP DESK
KEEP IT ONE HUNDRED,
ON THE LAND, THE SEA, THE SKY,
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO YOUR HANDS,
YOUR TEAM, YOUR VIBES,
DON'T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN
THE FATE OF OPHELIA
THE STATE TAYLOR IS IN RIGHT NOW
COLORADO
HTML, JAVASCRIPT, REACT, ANGULAR
FRONT-END STACK
THIS ITALIAN COFFE DRINK COMBINES A SHOT OF ESPRESSO WITH STEAMED MILK AND A SMALL LAYER OF FOAM
LATTE
THIS ROLE BUILDS AND MAINTAINS BOTH THE FRONT-END AND THE BACK-END OF APPLICATIONS
FULL STACK DEVELOPER
I KNOW I HAVE GOOD JUDGEMENT,
I KNOW I HAVE GOOD TASTE,
IT'S FUNNY AND IT'S IRONIC THAT ONLY I FEEL THAT WAY,
I PROMISE 'EM THAT YOU'RE DIFFERENT AND EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES,
BUT JUST DON'T,
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
SAMMI RECENTLY TRAVELED TO THIS COUNTRY
JAPAN
SPLUNK, CROWDSTRIKE, NESSUS, SENTINELONE, AWS/AZURE SECURITY TOOLS
CYBERSECURITY ANALYST
A SPORTS DRINK BY THE COCA-COLA COMPANY
POWERADE
OVERSEES TECHNOLOGY PROJECTS FROM PLANNING THROUGH COMPLETION
PROJECT MANAGER
I LOOK AROUND AND,
SIN CITY'S COLD AND EMPTY
NO ONE'S AROUND TO JUDGE ME,
I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY WHEN YOU'RE GONE,
BLINDING LIGHTS
THIS PERSON HAS ALMOST 50,000 SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS....
DAYNA
PYTHON, SQL, SPARK, SNOWFLAKE, TABLEAU, POWER BI
DATA / ANALYTICS ENGINEER (WILL ACCEPT BOTH)
THE BIG "M" IN THE ENERGY DRINK
MONSTER
THIS ANALYST MONITORS, DETECTS, INVESTIGATES, AND RESPONDS TO SECURITY THREATS AFFECTING COMPUTER SYSTEMS, NETWORKS, AND DATA
CYBERSECURITY ANALYST
THE PRESENT HAS NO RHYTHM,
YOUR GIFT KEEPS ON GIVING,
WHAT IS THIS I'M FEELING?
IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, I'M WITH IT,
GET LUCKY
FRANKEEEEEE
AWS, AZURE, TERRAFORM, KUBERNETES, LINUX
DEVOPS ENGINEER OR CLOUD ENGINEER
(WILL ACCEPT BOTH)
A BLACK CHERRY SODA THAT IS POPULAR IN CANADA AND THE USA
DR. PEPPER
THIS ROLE SITS BETWEEN DATA ENGINEERING AND BUSINESS ANALYTICS AND TRANSFORMS RAW DATA INTO CLEAN, RELIABLE DATASETS
SENIOR ANALYTICS ENGINEER
I'VE WASTED MY NIGHTS, YOU TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS,
NOW I'M PARALYZED,
STILL STUCK IN THAT TIME WHEN WE CALLED IT LOVE,
BUT EVEN THE SUN SETS IN PARADISE,
PAYPHONE
THIS PERSON IS A TEXAS RANGERS FAN
HAYDEN
ERP DEVELOPER / ERP ANALYST
AN ICED TEA THAT ARE IN LARGER CANS
ARIZONA ICED TEA