Starts with a "J"
Spelunkers could tell you that these are the units of mechanical work.
What are Joules?
Instead of attracting potential suitors, this physicist developed a theory of gravitational attraction at age 23. Loser!h
Who is Isaac Newton?
Just because my mass is 911 * 10^-33 kg does not mean I have broken any physical laws.
What is an electron?
They named the unit of electrical charge after me.
Who is Coulomb?
I'm positive that I consist of two up quarks and one down quark!
What is a proton?
Newton got three laws, Kepler got three laws, but all I got was some dumb law that the force on a spring is proportional to its displacement, assuming that displacement is small of course!
Who is Hooke?
The four fundamental laws of electricity and magnetism are named for me, even though I didn't technically discover any of them! Life can be pretty cool sometimes.
Who is Maxwell?
Don't be rude when you name this third time derivative of displacement.
What is jerk?
Need to find the magnetic field at a point due to a loop of current? Consider employing our law...
What is the Biot-Savart Law?
This physicist purportedly solved the summation 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + … 99 + 100 in only seconds, while only an elementary student. A complete dweeb!
Who is Gauss?
Take a second and recall that the units of this physical quantity are kg * m².
What is moment of inertia?
My namesake functions are solutions to the Schrodinger equation for spherical potential wells.
What are Bessel functions?