Dastardly Derivatives
Mechanix
Physics Ph-un
units lol
this one isn't even physics
100

The derivative of x

1

100

Push due to contact with a surface such as the ground.

Normal force

100

It can be calculated by multiplying mass by acceleration; measured in Newtons

Force

100

Named after James Watt, this unit measures Joules per second.

Watt

100

The powerhouse of the cell

Mitochondria

200

The derivative of x2

2x

200

Energy of motion

Kinetic Energy

200

He was the first person to measure the speed of light.

Ole Rømer

200

Named after a dude named Georg, this unit sounds like someone meditating.

Ohm

200

The chemical formula for Glucose

C6H12O6
300

The derivative of cos(x)

-sin(x)

300

Energy stored due to elevation.

Gravitational Potential Energy

300

If Geraldine stands on two different planets with equal mass, she will weigh more on the planet with the smaller THIS.

Radius (also would accept Diameter or Big-ness)

300

Defined as the energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 gram of water by 1 oC

Calorie
300

Carnivorous plants eat other organisms because they need this element

Nitrogen

400

The derivative of ex

ex

400

Energy stored in a stretched or compressed material.

Elastic Potential Energy

400
A Mentos truck and a Coca-Cola truck with equal masses collide head-on. One truck was travelling at 1000 m/s to the right, the other was travelling at 1069 m/s to the left. What direction do the trucks travel after the collision.

To the left.

400

Since 1983, this unit has been internationally defined as the length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299792458 of a second

Meter

400

In a song from his most recent album, he sings about a type of sugar that comes from a fruit.

Harry Styles

500

The derivative of ln(x)

1/x

500

Using g = 10m/s2, this is how much gravitational potential energy is stored in a 30000 kg beluga whale at the top of a 69 m tall ramp

20700000 J (2.07 x 107)

500

The much quieter notes that sound when a note is played on an instrument, which shape the timbre of the instrument, are part of THIS series. No, it isn't the Big Bang Theory.

The Overtone Series (or the Harmonic series)

500

This unit is equal to 3.154 x 107 seconds

An Earth Year

500

He wrote the 1862 French novel Salammbô

Gustave Flaubert