100

make your opponent say 67

gain 67 lifepoints

100

ragebait your opponent

draw 2 cards

100

send 1 monster you control to the gy by anything except by failing this task, or using it as material for a summon

summon up to 2 monsters from your gy

100

speak/type in spanish, you can tell your opponent this is your task in english ONCE

if you stayed silent to bypass speaking in spanish peeps, send 4 cards from your hand or field to the gy

otherwise, draw 2 cards

100

lose lifepoints

gain 2000 lifepoints

200

talk like your in a AAA game

special summon 1 monster from hand thats from an AAA game

200

summon an iggy

special summon up to 3 iggy tokens (level 3/earth/beast/1800 ATK/ 500 DEF)

200

steal from your opponent.

take control of 1 card your opponent controls, if you stole from them irl, draw 3 cards.

200

speak like an ai voiceover and describe every action you take.

summmon a machine from deck

200

destroy a monster in battle with over 2k ATK or DEF

all monsters you currently control gain 500 atk permanently

500

kill the composer

how the hell did you do that

the composer isnt the creator of this card, its Yakub.

if you somehow did, destroy the reapers game and you get a second chance at life, your opponent is still cannonically dead though