Dirty
weird
random
simple
hard
200

Want to try an Austrailian kiss?

It's like a French kiss but down under.

200

Did you fall into a pile of sugar?

Because you're so sweet

200

Are you a doughnut?

because i'll be the twinkie to your doughnut?

200

Are you wifi

because I totally feel a connection


200

Duncan reminds me of a twinkie...

Because he's white with cream in the middle.

300

Lets play carpender...

first we get hammered and then i'll nail you.

300

I f I could re-arrange the alphabet ...

i'd put u and i

300

It's not my fault I fell in love...

You're the one that tripped me.

300

Are you French?

because Eiffel for you 

300

you have good hips for...

breeding

400

Are you a hotdog?

Because you can be the buns to my Weiner.

400

Are you a bank loan...

Because you have my interest

400

Are you a thief? 

because I want you to steal my virginity.

400

Are you a dictionary?

because you could define the love for us

400

Can I tie your shoes?

I can't have you falling for someone else.

500

Are you a rubic's cube?

because the more I play with you the harder I get

500

If you were a fruit you'd be a...

fine apple

500

Your body is 65% water...

And i'm thirsty

500

you look so familiar... didn't we take a class together?

I could've sworn we had chemistry

500

All the good pick up lines are taken... 

but you aren't

1000

Are you my homework?

Because i'll slam you on the table and do you all night.

1000

Are you a cat?

because you look purr-fect

1000

TRIPLE POINTS: PERDI MI NUMERO....

ME DAS EL TUYO

1000

Are you a teacher?

because you can teach me to love you

1000

do you like apple sauce?

you can be the apple and i'll be the sauce.