Drinking Personas
Who is Michelle?
When you are riled up and want to express some hope and self encouragement.
What is "H'mon"
Pasadena location where pigs discovered Tokyo drifting off a tab.
Where is Descanso Gardens?
Makes either atrociously bad or decadently good meals, and no in-between.
Who is chef Roger?
You are handcuffed to someone you hope will help you finish.
What is "cuffs and fifths"?
Who spit on Michelle while blacked out and got his a** beat.
Who is "Frack-lau"?
What is "fake"?
Where pigs made a scale out of 2 twigs and dixie cups to measure out shrooms.
Where is Malibu Mountain Trails?
This restaurant was given a 9+ rating by one of the pigs. However, the clumped meat and lack of seating at this place left everyone disappointed and still hungry.
What is Sonoratown?
This event leaves vicks sticks and plato in every single crevice of the room that the event is held in.
The person who bodies an entire bottle of Pink Whitney and blacks out at their own party.
Who is Rachel?
Someone who is so afraid to lose a bet that they have to be coddled and convinced for an hour that they're going to have a great time and probably win, too. Eventually they may play, but by the time they get on the table the stakes are so low the table time will eat any winnings you make.
What is a nit?
The event where the pigs consumed about their own weight in food following a degenerate trip at this location.
What is the broad?
Subpar fast food establishment to eat at (not Taco Bell). A fellow pig may or may not have yakked immediately after ingesting the food.
(Also the oldest fast food chain in the world)
What is White Castle?
Foul concoction involving a 50/50 mix of vodka, water, and gatorade powder.
What is a borg?
Who can fit three whole golf balls or an entire wide mouth hydro in their mouth?
Who is Drunken Sibhi?
A phrase uttered by desperate players who are way behind in a hand and facing elimination. They are praying to the poker gods that they will get lucky and come from behind just that one time.
What is "one time"
This person got attacked by a group of kids while laying on a grass field while tripping.
Who is Blau?
This place offered an out of character promotion involving a food outside of its repertoire and left a handful of pigs very tilted after waiting in a drive-thru just to get told that the item was no longer availabe.
What is Taco Bell
The most foul Beta event. No question.
What is Beta Formal?
Who "accidentally" gives meth to an entire house?
Who is Sam?
Is a gambler who consistently wagers large amounts of money. ____ often receive lavish "comps" from casinos to lure them onto the gambling floors.
What is a "Whale"
Event that involved deep house music and furries.
What is EDC?
BK. Six Flags. Sad.
What is Burger King?
___ is life.
What is die?