Michael’s Misquotes
When Michael and Jan invited Jim, Pam, Andy, and Angela to join them for a dinner party, things went above and beyond awkward. After opening a bottle of wine, Michael sniffs and sips his red wine, thinking of the right descriptor for the taste. What was the phrase that came to his mind?
What is, "It's Sort Of An Oaky Afterbirth"?
Michael organizes an employee charity race, which is affectionately known as the “Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure.”
What is, "Fun Run"?
“Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.”
Who is, Jim Halpert?
Who was driving the car that hit Meredith Palmer?
Who is, Michael Scott?
In what food did Jim put Dwight's stapler in?
What is, Jello?
After Michael hits Meredith with his car, he believes there's a curse in the office. He took responsibility for hitting his employee but he also wanted to shine the spotlight on an unforeseen curse. What was the phrase that came to his mind?
What is, "I'm Not Superstitious But I'm A Little Stitious”?
Michael is forced to curb his habit of forwarding inappropriate e-mails to his underlings.
What is, "Sexual Harassment”?
“He’s been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. Now it’s funny stuff, but mean. Everywhere I look, it’s Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally, a kid who is not talking about Betty White. Of course, I follow him.”
Who is, Creed Bratton?
Holly Flax is from which Dunder Mifflin branch?
What is, Nashua?
In the episode "The Fight", where does Jim relocate Dwight's desk to?
Where is, the men's bathroom?
After Dwight startles the office with a fake fire, Stanley falls to the floor after suffering a heart attack. When he recovers and comes back to work, Michael throws a CPR training class. The instructor asks for volunteers and Michael suggests Stanley.
What is, "There's No Rest For The Sick"?
Michael attempts to be supportive when he finds out one of his new employees, presumably someone from the Stamford branch, has a prison record.
What is, "The Convict"?
“I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.
Who is, Michael Scott?
Who made a salad using a paper shredder?
Who is, Kevin Malone?
In the episode "Booze Cruise", when Dwight tries to buy back all of his items from the vending machine, which Jim had put there, Jim gives him a bag of what to buy his wallet?
What are, nickels?
In the episode “The Surplus”, Michael is faced with a minor budget issue. He must choose between a new copier or new chairs and the office is split. He cannot decide which item to choose but finds out that if he doesn’t spend it, he would get a bonus check. To convince the office that these items are not needed, he sits in Pam’s chair and describes the chair as what?
What is, "Urklenomically correct"?
Michael starts an audiotape murder-mystery game to distract staff from rumors of Dunder Mifflin filing for bankruptcy. Andy uses the game's Southern flavour as cover to ask out Erin, but is unsure if she thinks it's for real.
What is, "Murder"?
“If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.”
Who is, Dwight Schrute?
What is Erin Hannon's character's "real" first name?
Who is, Kelly Hannon?
In the episode "Branch Closing", Jim sends faxes to Dwight from who?
Who is, a high ranking official from the FBI?
In the episode "Casual Friday," Michael, Pam and Ryan are coming back to Dunder Mifflin after leaving the Michael Scott Paper Company. The trio felt renewed coming back to Dunder Mifflin and Michael was on a mission to have his peers respect him again. He made Pam and Ryan salespeople (before demoting Ryan) and played with clients among the sales staff. But when the other salesmen got mad at Michael for favoring Pam and Ryan, Michael said that he was what?
What is, "They Are In For A Bitter Surprise. I Am Not To Be Truffled With"?
Holly and Michael take a long trip to Nashua after they get shocking news from corporate.
What is, "Employee Transfer"?
“I wish there was a way to know you are in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.”
Who is, Andy Bernard?
Who is the fictional salesman created by Jim Halpert and Dwight Shrute to help them get more money by bypassing the commission cap?
Who is, LLoyd Gross?
In the episode "Conflict Resolution" on his fake security badge Jim says that Dwight is a “what” and his middle name is “what”?
What is, Security risk, Fart