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K'sante

This is K'Sante, a champion with 4,700 HP, 329 Armor, and 201 MR, has Unstoppable, a Shield, and goes over walls. Has Airborne, and the cooldown is only 1 second too. It costs 15 Mana. The W CD is even refreshed when he transforms. He has true damage on his passive. Then, when he stacks Armor and MR, he gets Ability Haste too, Ability Haste to his Q, and his spell casting speeds up. Then, he has an AD ratio, so his Wโ€ฆAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What is negative?

Harleys mid ganks

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What role does Pingu like playing most.

None

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Cheesus

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Why did the Teemo player get kicked out of the bar?

Because he kept shrooming everyone!

200

Aphelios

200 years of game design

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What always goes the extra mile?

Harleys kda when losing. (He refuses to lose recefully)

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What is the favorite drink of Pingu

the tears of my enemies

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danny the dorrito

200

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they don't have the guts!

300

Best rework ever 

Ryze

300

Why did floof change from sup to solo lanes?

Realized being alone until the end is her fate. (deff with harly jungle)

300

What is pingu's sexuality

Asexual

300

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Bob ross

300

What do you call a Lee Sin that canโ€™t hear?  

A blind monk!

400

better nerf ____

Irelia

400

What is blue?

Not floofs yone history.

400

Who do i want to punch.

French people

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Draven

400

Why did Zed get a promotion?

Because he was always shadowing his boss!

500

This champ needed a vgu

Teemo

500

What is rarer than seeing harley mid?

Not seeing him behind T2 of enemy.

500

What is my favourite lol phrase

Jungle diff XDDD

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Oiled up Sally

500

Why did the Rat King never make the playoffs?

Because every time he got close, he just couldn't cheese his way past the competition!