Rico 2K
Made up Laredo Player Names
Former Titans
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Playoff Payoffs
100

This star pitcher's K/9 and LOB% drastically dropped in 2000, causing this pitcher's FIP to go up by nearly 1.5, and thus dropping his value by about 3 WAR.

Who is Tony Clifford?

100

This current Lemur has racked up nearly 100 home runs in four short seasons in the majors.

Who is Frank Bint?

100

This third round Titans draft pick was not brought back after his initial rookie contract and has gone on to accumulate nearly 24 WAR for Quebec, Albany, Hillsboro and Gary-SouthShore.

Who is Edwin Yzaguirre?

100

This 10th round draft pick went on to spend 17 seasons in the major leagues, racking up over 800 hits, and became a coach after his retirement.  

Who is Leo Resendez?

100

This former Kansas City T-Bones player leads all players in PLB history with 38 postseason home runs.

Who is Eddie Coonan?

200

This former silver slugger and two time all star spent most of the 2000 season on IR.

Who is Randy Porter?

200

This current Laredo player sounds like the name a girl in high school lying about having a boyfriend would use.  Has accumulated over 130 home runs in his five seasons in the PLB.

Who is Dan Morris?

200

After racking up just over 24 WAR in Toronto, this player was picked first in an expansion draft and has accumulated another 24 WAR on his new team.

Who is Jose Cruz?

200

Drafted in the 11th round, this second baseman played 13 seasons in Laredo, Brooklyn and Kansas City racking up a career WAR of over 18.

Who is Jose Reyes?

200

This former Kansas City T-Bones player has struck out 152 times in the playoffs, more than any other player in PLB history.

Who is Vinicius Alquemim?

300

This former silver slugger's production fell off in 2000, hitting 40 points less and unable to replicate his gaudy home run numbers from the season before.

Who is Damien Boyd?

300

This "frenchman" with a very not French name spent 14 seasons in Laredo and hit over 250 home runs in southern Texas.

Who is Jimmy Morton?

300

Known for his famous facial expression, this former Titans first baseman moved on to accumulate nearly 13 WAR once leaving the 6ix.

Who is Jesus Casas?

300

Despite being drafted by Toronto in the 10th round, this former 3B played his entire PLB career in Savannah, Queens and Ottawa accumulating over 230 home runs in his career.

Who is George Cove?

300

This former Brooklyn and Kansas City player has 649 playoff at bats in the PLB, more than any other player.

Who is Greg Muldoon?

400

This former all stars strikeout rate fell off in 2000, costing his starting rotation spot.

Who is Jesus Corchado?

400

The original made up Laredo name, this pitcher is a four time all star and spent all 12 years in Laredo starting over 200 games for the Lemurs.

Who is Walter Mosher?

400

This error prone second baseman started his career in Toronto and has accumulated over 1100 hits since leaving Toronto.

Who is Kyle Leggett?

400

Drafted by St. Paul in the early 80s, this pitcher became a four time all star pitching in Kansas City where he spent his whole career.

Who is Victor Trevino?

400

This former Kalamazoo, QC, Brooklyn, Normal and New Orleans player has racked up the most steals in the PLB playoffs in his career with 33, only being caught 3 times.

Who is Alex Medina?

500

This former Champions player signed a big payday elsewhere in Canada and his consistency was missed by a bullpen that struggled with it.

Who is David Juarez?

500

With a last name that Sloshy stands no chance in pronouncing correctly, this former Lemur lasted 11 years in the majors, 7 of them in Laredo, has struck out over 1000 players in his career.

Who is Jeff Yarborough?

500

After rocking a 6+ ERA in two seasons in Toronto, this pitcher went on to a successful career making two all star games and accumulating over 34 WAR in his career.

Who is Alex Alvarado?

500

This former Kansas City T-Bone pitcher played 13 seasons racking up a career WAR of above 26 despite being drafted in the 16th round.

Who is Frank Solorio?

500

This hall of famer who spent time in Joplin, Queens, KC, T-R and Houston has been hit by 10 pitches in the playoffs, more than any others.

Who is Ricky Aguilar?