Zabbix
I am an open source monitoring system. Name another one that we use at work also!
What is zabbix?
What is new relic?
I love to choose things from a database and print them out.
I choose the table and with a kleene star I would print every row in the database with column headers.
What is a select statement?
I identify policies from one another.
What is a policy number?
I am a statement that does nothing
What is pass?
I am one of the first libraries to integrate AJAX to the masses.
My father is John Resig.
What is JQuery?
I send the information to the zabbix server. Or new relic for that matter. Any monitoring service needs something like me.
What is an agent?
I combine rows from two different tables. I am often explained incorrectly with ven diagrams.
What is a JOIN?
I contain different historical versions of a policy. I usually change number when a transaction happens. I can also jump sequence numbers.
What is a policy image?
I exit out of loops.
What is break?
I used to be the prefered way to create react components.
What are classes?
Name any operating system that zabbix agent supports.
What is Linux?
What is Windows?
What is Mac OS?
I am the company that created SQL. I also created the famous Thinkpad line and sold it to Lenovo for billions.
What is IBM?
I am the company that Insuresoft loves to use for all their programming and database needs.
What is microsoft?
I am a shorter way to write loops that turn into lists.
What are list comprehensions?
I am the new way to create react components.
What are hooks?
Zabbix can monitor these for changes. I love to write whatever a computer is doing cronologically.
What are log files?
I join two select statements together. I also am very powerful in Chicago.
What is a union?
I am the cloud provider that insuresoft recommends.
What is Microsoft Azure?
What is Azure?
I love christmas and wrapping functions.
What are decorators?
I am the correct way to do equality.
What is ===?
What number is zabbix server running on?
What is 35?
I am the math that SQL is based on.
What is Relational Algebra
I can make database highly available
What is windows server failover clustering with SQL Server?
I am the Benevolent Dictator for Life, I quit recently due to the optional typing drama.
Who is Guido Van Rossum?
It famously only took this amount of days to create this language.