you have too much time on your hands
"I've eaten Beluga whale" said this 2010 PT Cruiser
Who is Emmy Telfer (Lil Bibble)?
This 2002 Ford Focus's family all works at camp
Who is Cooper Bluhm (Torque)?
This 1998 Ford Windstar once cried after dropping a sandwich on the floor.
Who is Mayte Nailea Leon Aguilar (Poquitograph)?
This 2002 Ford Explorer almost hit a cow once on their way to Trout. They now have a playlist called "The COWS" that they listen to exclusively on their way to camp.
Who is Hannah Barberg (Sweedish Fish)?
"I wanted to be a rapper growing up 🤩" said this 1998 Ford Windstar
Who is Malorie Castle (Copieesh)?
This 2010 PT Cruiser once ate a pencil.
Who is Ryan Thompson (Out back)?
"I cleaned the inside of a toilet with my hands once" said a certain 2001 Chevy Malibu
Who is Madison Cullen (Pslalom)?
This 2020 Honda HRV says that the weirdest item their family has owned is a creepy singing wreath that looks like a Sesame Street character.
Who is Audrey Meester (Ranger Danger)?
This 2002 Ford Explorer used to sneak over to their neighbor's yard and eat the rose petals off of their roses
Who is Kaiya Chmieleski (TanGold)?
This 1998 Ford Windstar has feet that are the EXACT same size, something which is very rare.
Who is Lucy Kail (Piglet)?
This 2001 Chevy Malibu once slept on a radio station desk
Who is Benjamin Nathe (Pops)?
This 2001 Chevy Malibu was a bull rider for a summer
Who is Joey Richardson (MasterBuilder)?
This 2001 Chevy Malibu said "I used to eat dirt when I was little... I really liked how it tasted and once I accidentally ate a worm."
Who is Autumn Chmieleski (Mele Kalikimaka)?
This 2010 Subaru Forester once left a car door open and flew out of the vehicle in the middle of a turn.
Who is Eduardo Merino Campos (Skywalker)?
This 2007 Kia Soul can do a kartwheel while rollerblading
Who is Dakota Miller?
This 2001 Chevy Malibu once illegally entered Canada (accidentally)
Who is Noah Anderson (TBD)?
This 2007 Kia Soul once gave a person stitches by hitting them with a ping-pong ball
Who is Lukas Hoyt (Smokey the Prayer)?
This 2002 Ford Explorer once slept in a hammock on one tree with 10 other guys
Who is Micah Barberg (Captain Swimtrunks)?
This 2002 Ford explorer says "I accidentally got drunk as an 8 year old"
Who is Ellie Sander (Taters)?
This 2010 Subaru Forester's hockey team at home officially holds the record for the longest hockey game at 122 minutes; they played 9 periods total.
Who is Annelise Swiggum (TrebleMaker)?
"I got kicked out of Walmart for glueing googly eyes on random ads" says this 2002 Ford Focus
Who is Kaylin Weening (Cruiser)?
This 2002 Ford Focus assisted in breaking a guy's ankle on a date
Who is Lindsey Arnold (Miss. Possible)?
This 2002 Ford Focus has never eaten eggs before
Who is Grace Buringa (Peeves)?
This 2010 PT Cruiser has copied half of the shark Wikipedia page into their notebook word for word
Who is Adelynne Frank (Sharknado)?
This 2007 Kia Soul was on The Voice
Who is Jocelyn (Song Sparrow)?