Bully victims
In the mind, he was rather slow, bro.
why was wooper arrested?
Wooper was in his house, he forgot to turn off his alarm, so he rushed out of the house, forgetting that his mother was chasing him down with a shoe. He got smacked to Ukraine, then as he was falling, a bomb with a face mask around it was launched into the air, and cooper conveniently grabbed it and then landed right in the middle of a safe place, then held the bomb up as he landed, flexing it to the public. He was 4. Anyway, I’ll give the person who picked this 50 points since it was impossible. Also, I have a cute wooper video to show you!
Man, that monkey is a big boi.
ITS A SLAKING!!!
They were playing peek-a-boo, and he peeked too soon and the baby had an emotional breakdown.
who was voted most likely to cause a flood?
Gyarados!
As a result of this Pokémon’s bullying, was happened?
He couldn’t sleep at omanyte.
Why was Miltank arrested?
Man, that pokemon has a rugby ball in it, looks aggressive, and probably has an iq of 13.
ITS A PASSIMIAN!!!
How did raikou peak too soon?
He was the kid who bragged about being the fastest In elementary school, and then got smoked in everywhere else.
Who was voted “most likely to make a baby cry twice”
Pikachu! Little did they know…
Why was this pokemon bullied as a child?
His stories were rather farfetched.
Why was girafarig arrested? (Fun fact: that’s a palindrome)
It girafarigged the game. (Looking at you, michael)
Man, that monkey looks aggressive AND smells bad. Who is that?
ITS A PRIMEAPE!
How did primeape peak too soon?
When he evolves, he literally DIES because he’s so angry. So… that’s that.
Who was voted “most likely to be a dropout”
Nick? Wait why the heck did they vote for me- actually that makes sense. CARRY ON!
Why was this pokemon a sad man?
He was always a shellderp.
why did kangaskhan get arrested?
Man, that orangutan smells bad. What is that?
ITS A ORANGURU!
How did sawk peak too soon?
He was the kid that always bragged about having a black belt in high school, but never did anything with his life. (Not talking about ESA, I swear on my life.)
Who was voted to be “most likely to star in a monsterverse movie”
Ze titan. (Cetitan)
And who was the bully that caused all of them to feel such INTENSE, CHAOTIC, and generally could be in the war crimes category bullying?
Bidoof.
why was this wittle itty bitty cute adowable feebas awwested?🥹
Fee-mass murder, genocide, intentionally killing civilians or intentionally killing prisoners of war, torture, taking hostages, unnecessarily destroying civilian property, deception by perfidy, wartime sexual violence, pillaging, the granting of no quarterdespite surrender, the conscription of children in the military and flouting the legal distinctionsof proportionality and military necessity.
When you combine all these, what do you get?
MICHEAL AARON BILARDI! (Except the primeape one. That’s ESA.)
How did tandemous peak too soon?
It was happy when they were just husband and wife, but then they evolve, they can go into a family of 3, which means a child (noooooo… not ESA!), and then it gets into a family of four (NOOOOO! EVEN WORSE: NICK!!)
Who was voted most likely to become: miss universe?
Quagsire. Ahhh, high-schoolers can be cruel.