Poke'mans
Steal Types
Bangers
Every Villain Is Lemons
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100
Arceus
Arcoos, Bidoof
100
Regional variant from the past that learns trick
Hisuian Zoroark
100
"My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata."
Youngster Joey
100
A guy with too much money invents a new pokemon to commit crimes with
Giovanni
100
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, ______ is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, _______ are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one.
Vaporeon
200
Slaking
Slayking
200
Use this move if you want to get extra money from your battle
Pay Day
200
“The circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant its what you chose to do with the gift of life that determines who you are”
Mewtwo
200
Woman
Lusamine, That lady from sun and moon games.
200
Hey! I'll use my frying pan as a _______ pan!
Drying pan
300
Gardevoir
Guard-vwar
300
A move that takes away your own type.
Burn Up, Double Shock
Yeah technically Transform and conversion work too but I ain't counting it.
300
"We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what’s the same instead of looking at what’s different, well, who knows?”
Meowth, That's Right!
300
30 year old nihilist never grew out of it and now it's everyone else's problem
Lysandre
300
Prepare for trouble! Make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! _____! _____! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight! _____! _____ _______!
Jessie! James! Meowth! That's right!
400
Regice
Regi-ice
400
A signature ability from this line that steals the abilities from other pokemon.
Weezing, Koffing.
400
”Heheh! This gym is great! It is full of women!”
The Celadon City Pervert
400
A strong corner of Shamu's love triangle.
Archie
400
If I'm wearing a bikini? _____ ___ _ ___ __ _______?
Where do I put my pokeballs?
500
Rattata
Ratatatah
500
What is F.E.A.R.?
Focus Sash, Endeavor, quick Attack, Rattata
500
"There are bad ways to win-- and good ways to lose. What's interesting and troubling is that it's not always clear which is which. A flipped coin doesn't always land heads or tails. Sometimes it may never land at all..."
Grimsley Gen 5 rematch
500
An organization which lost it's former leader and is now trying to rebrand themselves for the new generation, now wearing cool new uniforms, led by one of the right hand guys.
Team Rocket in Gen 2, Team Plasma in Gen 5 Pt. 2
500
"This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby. …Erm, what is his name again? "
Blue, Assface, Gary