this pokemon
This Pokemon is Staryu. if you say Staryu you will be correct
Starmie
Chillin’ like a goofy gopher in a secret underground disco, grooving three feet below with a buffet of rooty noodles! Every once in a while, it bursts through the soil like a confused balloon animal, shouting, “Ta-da! Who ordered the dirt salad?
Digglit
Ash is Flash, Alakazam...Shazam....who is batman
Bruce Wayne
Flygon
Who would Pepe lepew have as a pokemon
Chi-yu
cause hes stinky
This Pokemon swallows its food whole and has Gulpin in the name
Gulping Form Cramorant
Its gigantic claw resembles a ridiculous, oversized spatula prepared to turn the universe upside down! However, when it’s not in combat, that enormous claw flops around like a bewildered octopus wearing a tutu, creating chaos and unintentionally high-fiving everything in its path!
Kingler
If Psyduck Psyclucks, are we all Psyfucked
Ducks dont cluck
What a horse do
Dusclops
Who would Cassidy from overwatch have as a pokemon
Linoone
(Cuz "High Noon")
This pokemon is blue and is a whale
Finizen
Even though its body is tiny, _____’s jaws are like miniature wrecking balls! While this Pokémon thinks it’s just giving playful nibbles, its bite packs a punch strong enough to turn a rubber chicken into a pancake!
Tododile
To scare Sandygast, To be Sandy Shocked, Sandshrew and Sandslash, what sand do you nosh?
Sandwich
Minun
Who would Captain Hook have as a pokemon
Pansage
(cuz hes jelous of Pans age)
This pokemon fits in your hand
Aipom
It was cooked up by humans using the magical brew of science! It’s been sprinkled with a dash of artificial intelligence, letting it learn funky new dance moves and wacky emotions all by itself
Porigon2
Straight from the brothers three, if yee listen to me, a riddle once stated with joy and glee
"I run, it runs. i stop it runs. what is it?"
Abra
If Chansey what man cannot see, then how can it be that Chansey is me?
Egg
Who would Ghostbusters have as a pokemon
Gimmighoul
This pokemon is named after my ex, you will never meet her. good luck
Unkown X
It has the cosmic ability to hop through time like a caffeinated kangaroo, but legends say it only shows up when the vibes are chill and the peace pizza is fresh!
Celebi
If i hated Pokemon, what would my bathroom flooring be?
Anything Sceptile
Why canoeing is so hard for me
Minior
Who would danny phantom have as a Pokemon
GoGoat
(Cuz he Go Goat)