Crime-time
Why was pikachu arrested?
He was behind a pika-shooting.
Who brought both bacon AND eggs?
GyaraDOS.
What do you do in rock-paper-scissors?
Leave it up to chanse-y
What always loses to rock?
Scizor.
You see a rock.
ITS A GOLEM!
Why was miltank arrested?
Public indecency. No duh.
Who brought the tree leches cake?
GyaraTRES.
What brings light to children afraid of the dark?
A lanturn.
What pokemon always felt left out?
You see a yellow mouse.
ITS A PIKACHU!
Why was blastoise arrested?
Noise complaints. He likes to blast-noise.
Who brought the stake?
Nobody could figure this one out. I guess it’s unown.
He gives him some snor-laxatives.
Why did Mespirit ask everyone out for the school dance?
Mespirit desperate.
You see a jackhammer.
ITS BEEDRILL!
Why was omastar arrested?
Omast-arson
What pokemon spoke up when nobody knew who brought the steak?
Who NOSE,PASS the bacon.
What pokemon has the oldest phone?
Hyp-Nokia.
What is AZELF’s worst match-up?
Azelf VS high shelf.
you see a cart.
ITS A KARTANA!
Why was stakataka arrested?
He was involved (was) in a pyramid scheme.
WobBUFFET.
What pokemon makes babies sneeze?
Pikachu. Once you peek, they go ACHOO!
A wild ESA appeared! What pokemon would this be? NOTHING TO DO WITH WORD PLAY!
Probably primeape. Monkey and a fighting type? Perfect. Nothing to do with word play. I just wanted to see all of your individual answers.
You see utterly nothing. Absolutely nothing.
FOOLS ON YOU! ITS A GHASTLY AND GHOST TYPES CANT INTERACT WITH NORMAL TYPES, AND VICE VERSA!