Pokémon Name Jokes

Grass

125

What do I say when I feel unwell

I'm feeling a little Gloomy

250

What I say to others when I want to leave

I am going to Skiddo on out of here

500

What happened when I got bullied in school?

I Grovyle

750

When I clutch up a game what do I say:

I am Serperior 

1000

What happens when I am upset with someone messaging me?

I Leafeon read

Fire

125

When I went to the store with no money and came home my family asked how I paid, I said:

Well it cost me a Charmander leg

250

I love cooking but I always burn it, this time I didn't burn it, what did I do?

I Simisear-ed it

500

I just got a dog but my family insists that the dog is theirs what do I say 

Fine it's Arcanine

750

A man is trying to get into my car, what do they do?

He Braixen

1000

I just ate a four-course meal, and my server just brought out dessert what do I do

I Heatmor

Water

125

What am I when I wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

I am a bit Krabby

250

The teacher calls on me when I am not paying attention, what do I say?

Dewott

500

I am sending my friend a letter, before I put it in the mailbox what do I do?

I Seel it

750

In the Pokémon "Twelve Days of Christmas" 2001 song what was gifted on the 7th day?

Seven Squirtle Squirting

1000

I am listening to a new music CD I like, what do I say.

I Luvdisc CD

Flying

125

What type of desserts do I get when I am trying to lower my cholesterol? 

Butterfree Desserts

250

When my mouth is full of water and I want to talk what do I do?

I Swellow

500

I am meditating but I am bothered what do I need to be?

(Daily Double)

I need to be Tranquil

750

I look at the sky then at you, you ask me "Did you see anything". What do I say

I Swablu

1000

While jousting I fell off my horse and my foot got caught on the saddle, what is happening to my horse?

(Daily double)

It Dragonite

Electric

125

I angered my cat what does it do to me

It Pawmi

250

What is another way to say "Lightning never strikes the same place twice"

Thunder struck me once but won't Electrike me again.

500

My dog swallow some of my spare parts, what happened to it.

It got some Bellibolt-s

750

A fly flies into my zap trap, what just happened?

I Charjabug

1000

What do I do when I fire a firearm at a Wattrel?

I Kilowattrel