ADMISSION IS KEY
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT
PILLS PLEASE
NO PAPER, NO WAY!! THE RISK OF IT ALL
DUSTING AROUND THE HOUSE- Things that are going away.
100

"Now and Then" by The Beatles 

"My way" by Sinatra

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver

"I'll Walk Alone" by Dinah Shore

What is a Music Survey?

100

Definitely not in plastic, nor juice or paper cups, but definitely in stemless or stemmed. 

What is wine served in?

100

Pharmacy count sheets in a binder.

What is our Narc book?

100

It used to be hourly, now it's only by exception.

What are Community Rounds?

100

Should've been long gone, yet some kept writing in them all day long.

What are Green Charts?

200

There used to be two now there's one, and it's the way to tell us what we need to know about the resident. 

What is the Social Bio?

200

Whether trimmed by cutting or filing, we'll let the Professional do the styling.

What is toenail trimming?

200

Tylenol, Ibuprofen, Pepto, Milk of Magnesium, etc.

What are House Stock medications? Applicable only in certain states.

200

From 3 (months) to 6 (months) will be the only time you click, unless there's a change in condition.

What is an Assessment? 

This doesn't apply to Idaho.

200

Oh, you better Narc, Narc on wood. Or it's more like, you better Knock-on Wood that these aren't found in your med room. 

What is the Narc Journal book?

300

Often, you're asked to fill this out when going to the doctor, but we won't have one anymore.

What is a History and Physical form?

300

Cheers to all, but there must be order in the house.  

What is the alcohol policy? 

300

AM, PM, 2 hours before or after. Not specifically at 7a, 3p, 7p.

What is a liberalized medication pass?

300

Temp high, Temp low. Inflate the cuff. Hopefully, the bottom number is 80 or below. Heart beating fast, pulse is slow, no need to document unless you're told so.

What are vital signs?

300

Log them in, log them out. Move ins and move outs.

What is the Admissions book?

We'll still continue to use the book for Day Stay.

400

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What are the days of the week that we do admissions?

400

Daily Double: perception, seconds, feet.

What is 90, 90, 90?

400

Log of medication deliveries.

What is the Central Storage Log?

400

Whether it's 6 am, 6 pm, once a day, twice a day, every other day, and whether we track it on tissue, in the toilet, or in a Depend. As long as it's normal then everything checks out.

What is bowel movement tracking?

400

Don't ResuScitate this manual. 

What is the DRS manual?

500

To get a tour, when can they come in?

What is IMMEDIATELY?

500
We should be creating this everyday.

What is Happiness?

500

Upon admission, and every six months, printed and signed by the doctor.

What is Physician/Medication Orders?

500

This statement is in the Witness Protection Program

What is a witness statement?
500

Instead of weekly, I'll have all month to drop these pounds and write it down. 

What are weekly weights?