That's WAC (spa)
I am a child
That's WAC (pool)
I am an adult
Butch says
100

People using the spa should limit their sessions to this many minutes

What is 15?

100

I am 5 and asking if I can enter the spa. The lifeguard says...

No, but next year. 

100

Patrons should be informed of this rule before they leave the locker room.

What is showering?

100

I have broken my neck on the floor of the pool. What policy did I most likely ignore?

No Diving

100

The SRC was built in...

2001

200

People with heart disease, high blood pressure, or diabetes should all consult this person before using the spa

What is a physician? 
200

I have broken my neck on the floor of the pool. What policy did I most likely ignore?

No diving

200

This archaic device must be located on every pool deck

What is a Landline?

200

I've brought my monofin (mermaid tail for adults) to the pool. Why are you telling me I can't use it?

Full-face snorkel masks, mermaid tails, and monofins are prohibited. These products are not permitted in our pools because of user safety resulting from Carbon Dioxide build-up within the mask during use, no regulations through the Consumer Product Safety Commission, and the reduction of swimming efficiency when using the product

200

WSU's original colors were

Pink and Blue

300

This many people may be in the spa at a single time

What is 53?

300

My friends and I are playing a game when I go unconscious at the bottom of the pool. What rule was I most likely ignoring?

No hyperventilation or prolonged breath holding.

300
This many people may be in the pool at a single time

What is 188?

300

Now that I am a fully grown adult of 18 years of age, I brought my younger siblings of 13 and 4 to swim, where should I be in the water with them

When the pool is used by children fourteen (14) years or younger, a responsible adult eighteen years of age or older MUST accompany the children and be either in the pool or on the pool deck at all times. Children five (5) years of age or younger must be accompanied in the water by their responsible adult within arm’s reach at all times.

300

When did Smith pool open?

1936

400

This special population should consult a physician before using the spa

What are pregnant people?

400

My mommy says these water wings will let me swim in the 14-foot section of Gibb pool.

Flotation devices must be US Coast Guard approved. Other flotation devices may be allowed for instructional programs or camp activities only.

400

This item often fitted to a baby, must have a protective covering and be changed in designated areas.

What is a diaper?

400

I am acting lethargic and nodding off in the hot tub; other patrons are avoiding me due to the smell of my breath. Which policy am I most likely breaking?

No person under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol may use the pool.

400

The first Apple Cup was played in...

1900

500

This common rule is not stated under the WAC guidelines

What is keeping your head out of the water? 

500

I am having a febrile seziure. What policy has been ignored for my body temperature to become this high? 

Children younger than the age of 6 may not use the spa.  This includes children sitting on the edge and/or dangling their feet in the water.

500

Anyone who has vomited, diarrhea, or open sores must wait this long before being able to enter a pool 

What is two weeks?

500

I am at the pool teaching kids who don't know how to swim. What reasoning is there for why I cannot do this?

Safety and Liability concerns

500

Who was Butch T. Cougar named after?

a WSU quarterback