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100

This is the time that duty starts for an RA.

What is 9PM?

100

Little Jimmy smokes marijuana in Massachusetts because it is legal, and asks you, his RA if he can smoke on campus. You tell him...

What is it is not legal in New Hampshire? Also, we are a college campus that receives federal funding, and since Marijuana is not legal federally, we do not allow it on campus.

100

It is 3AM, and you are on duty in FBC. You have told an apartment multiple times to turn off their music, and they refuse to. This is the person you should call.

What is the PSM on Call?

100

I am the platform that you should bookmark and use for your Incident Reports when Little Jimmy commits a conduct violation. 

What is Maxient?

100

Little Jimmy's  brother Medium Jimmy lives in FBC and on Saturday night, you see Medium Jimmy in the courtyard with a glass bottle of Bud Light, you approach Medium Jimmy to tell him...

What is you cannot have glass in the courtyard?

200

I am when intervisitation ends on a Thursday.

What is 11PM?

200

During your round, you notice a suspicious odor coming from Little Jane's room in JOA 223. You go into the room and notice that this is covered up by a beanie. 

What is the smoke detector?

200

Little Jimmy calls the RA-On-Call line at 9:30PM and tells you that a toilet on the third floor has been overflowing for 15 minutes, and there is water starting to go into the hallway. Before you ask Little Jimmy why he didn't tell you sooner, you need to call this resource.

What is the PSM-On-Call?

200

I am a list that you should save onto your computer to help make inputting Little Jimmy's information into?

What is the roster?

200

It is a Saturday night in Dominic Hall, during your rounds you notice abnormalities in the building: excessive trash in the common bathroom, and marinara sauce on the wall. This is where you should be noting all of that information for your PSM

What is the duty log?

300

This is the start time for when you should use the PSM Duty Line. Also the time when Judge Judy starts.

What is 4:30PM?

300

Little Jimmy's party in Dominic 223 is out of control. You hear ping pong balls, and people yelling "chug chug chug". After knocking you enter and see Little Jimmy holding a funnel and a Tito's bottle, Little Karen playing beer pong. This is the violation title for the funnel and the pong table.

What is Drinking Paraphernalia?

300

While on a round in Dominic Hall on a Saturday Night, Little Jimmy's roommate finds you on duty, and tells you that Little Jimmy was at a party in FBC and is "not doing too hot", your next course of action is...

What is go and see him, gather some information, and if he is in bad shape, call the PSM-On-Call/PSM Duty Line?

300
This is the best way to help you remember what happened in an incident.

What is take pictures of what the room looks like, and pictures of the individual resident's IDs for the Maxient report?

300

Wakey Wakey, its 3AM and Little Jimmy forgot to put water in the Easy Mac again. The fire alarm is blaring, so you should do this.

What is leave the building through the nearest exit, if passing any rooms knock on the doors in passing, and call the PSM on Call?

400

It is Tuesday, and room 223 in Dominic Hall is at it again, blasting Cher on their speaker with a subwoofer at 11PM. I am the rule they are breaking, besides having a subwoofer.

What is Quiet Hours?

400

Little Jimmy is in Dominic but he is a 22 year-old starter on the Men's Ice Hockey team, and just brought in a 30-rack of Naturdays and doesn't understand why you are making him leave the building with his Naturdays.

What is: Dominic Hall is a dry building, regardless of age and you can not bring that into this building nor your room?

400

A resident comes to you and is concerned about their roommate who has been all-of-a sudden very distant, and emotionally detached, and increasingly drinking alcohol to get thru the day(s). This should be the person you inform of the situation. 

Who is the PSM-On-Call/your specific PSM?

400

"At 9:30PM on Thursday October 31, 2021, Resident Assistant (RA) Ricky Bobby approached Dominic Hall room 223 due to hearing ping pong balls..." this is not only how an IR should be written, but is also an example of this narrative literary technique.

What is the third person?

400

Little Jimmy comes to you as his RA and tells you that he saw someone punch out a ceiling tile in Dominic Hall, but does not know who it was. But we do!! Firstly though, you need to put this information into the Duty Log, and potentially a follow-up email to your PSM to make it easier to find out who punched out the ceiling tile.

What is a timeframe of when the incident occurred/between when Little Jimmy came to you, and the last time you were on a round in that wing of the building to have the cameras checked?

500

I am also when Professor Anderson teaches one of his Ethics Classes. Oh, and I am when your Incident Reports should be submitted by. 

What is 8AM?

500

Little Jimmy goes to hang out with "some" friends that live in a Quad in Hilary. Later, you have to handle an incident in the Quad, and there is the maximum amount of occupants in his quad, which means your IR will have this many individuals listed.

What is 16?

500

Little Jimmy tells you a situation that absolutely blows your mind, and you are not sure how to handle it or what to do. 

What is call the PSM-On-Call/your PSM (if during Business Hours)?

500

A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, but also how Incident Reports should be structured.

What is chronologically/linearly?

500

A female resident in room 223 in the LLC comes to you and says her roommate has been acting very differently and isn't leaving the room very much. What is one of the first things you should do.

What is go check in on the resident? Notify the PSM who can assist you in assessing the situation.