Joshuanian Logic
You want to say something to the boys
What is put on a filter and talk in funnyvoice?
The boys want to game but AlexSUS has not even opened the chat yet. 60% of the time what is the reason for this every time?
What is watching his show?
The best type of potato is...
What is a fried potato?
JeSUS was born from a three way between ___, Mary, and Joseph.
Who is God?
To show love to his seven children Joshua develops this system and tells them:
I'll be dividing my love into seven equal sections, or "Love Quadrants". Each quadrant will be worth 15 "Love Units" represented by these small brass marbles. You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves. Collect 35 "Love Units", you can trade those in for a beach towel with my face on it. Collect more than 3 towels...
What is "and you get to sit on Daddy's lap"?
Alexis says something BASED. You respond with...
What is "ALEXIS!!!"
Joshua is BASED again. You tell him...
What is "I'm telling your mom"?
The best living guitarist is...
What is Buckethead?
The Torah is...
What is the Hebrew Bible/The Old Testament
A dying breed of people
ex: Magneto tells Wolverine he's part of this breed in X-Men: Days of Future pasts
What is a survivor?
Being such a big fan Joshua adopted the appearance of his Hero's ideal man. Who is this Hero?
Who is Adolf Hitler?
AlexSUS likes to do the impression of a group of people by shaking his head when he talks and using a weird voice. This group of people is known as...
What are Indian people/Hindus
Somebody does some thing to you which impedes your progress in a game. You call them a ____.
What is the English translation of the name that is taboo to say in Jewish culture?
What is Yahweh?
Joshua is studying spirituality with a creepy old guy. The topic of knocking sense into people's minds comes up and Joshua is confused as you cannot punch people's minds. The old guy tells him to hold a board and a ghost hand comes out from the man's head, going over the board punching Joshua's head. With what you know about Joshuanian logic what does Joshua call the guy an idiot for?
He missed the board.
This band, known for making a few controversial decisions including making the Confederate flag part of an album cover, is also Joshua's favorite band for expressing obvious Southern pride. This band is...
Lynard Skynard
Somebody has beat you in Smash Bros. You see the special effect that happens when you are about to be shot off the stage for the last time but you pause the game mid effect. What do you do next?
What is rage quit?
The best way to eat leftover chicken is...
What is cold?
Buddhism's foundations stem from it's Four Noble Truths: the Truths of Suffering, the Cause of Suffering, the End of Suffering, and the Path that leads to the end of Suffering. What is the English translation of the Path Buddha says leads to the end of Suffering?
What is the Eightfold Path?
Does AlexSUS consider political science a real science?
No, he does not.
Based off of Joshua's controversial political beliefs it can be inferred he would be part of this Marvel comics fictional organization.
What is Hydra?
This is the one man who could make AlexSUS say Daddy. This man is...
Who is Jeb Bush?
(He wants to make Joe call him Daddy, not the other way around)
The best note interval is...
What is a diminished fifth/augmented fourth/tritone/devil chord?
The Four ___________, or Four Goals of human life in the Hindu religion are ethics, prosperity, passion, and freedom from the cycle of death.
What are the Four Puruṣārthas?
Acxel hears about a surgeon who prays to God to do his surgeries for him. Which procedure does Acxel want to see him do?
What is an abortion?