Heroes
The quintessential boy in blue, still to discover the wonders of dressing his pants second.
Who is Superman?
Technically shouldn't be here; hopped on to the Heroes column shortly after realizing he'd be getting clowned on every other day by his wife's boy friend.
Who is Vegeta?
Salt.
What is League of Legends?
A tale of generational hatred with humble Victorian beginnings, now turned multiversal adventure, where the only constants are stylish poses and insane amounts of punching.
"Ok."
Who is Rammus?
No one cared who he was until he fell into a pool of oil and came out looking like an otter.
Who is Daxter?
DAILY DOUBLE
This man has his name and mask stolen more times than the country he rules.
Who is Doctor Doom?
Amazon Lost Items Retrieval Team.
What is Lethal Company?
One young man's quest to speedrun every faction in the world he was written in.
What is Bleach?
Who is Benny?
This character has renounced the evil ways of their people, a society marred by slavery and... the matriarchy?!
Who is Drizzt Do'Urden?
Dominaria’s most ancient evil.
Who is Nicol Bolas?
Just another Tuesday at the office.
What is Containment Breach?
The one where we all ignore the gigantic mommy issue in the room and pretend to know what the endings mean.
What is NGE?
"Mini... boss? Is that a short joke?!"
Who is Veigar?
Who is Kenshiro?
Did "nothing" wrong.
Who is Magnus the Red?
HOLD ME NOW
I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING
"MAYBE SIX FEET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN"
What is Peak?
Scorned brain-in-a-vat swears revenge on his creator by stealing his body, sending his pets to create 1930's Germany and making plans to kill God.
What is Fullmetal Alchemist?
"Justice will win you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this...becomes justice!"
Who is Donquixote Doflamingo?
This quirky character is apparently able to turn their tongue into a 120 mm L/44 M256 smoothbore gun.
Who is Tongue Tank?
Almost certainly did everything wrong.
Who is Griffith/Femto?
Join me while I gather my memories. I'm sure it won't end with us drowning the entire planet in blood and guts.
What is Baldur's Gate 3?
A dead beat father neglects his wife and kids to travel the world in search for someone who can finally write him his divorce papers.
What is Dragon Ball Z?
"Nevermore."
Who is the Raven?