Classics
A guy with a whip and a hat attempts archaeology, but instead of researching anything properly, he spends most of his time running from boulders, dodging traps, and losing all his artifacts to museums anyway.
Indiana Jones
A princess with no chill accidentally turns her entire kingdom into an air-conditioned nightmare because she didn’t learn emotional regulation until halfway through the movie.
Frozen
A socially anxious teenager accidentally adopts a billion-dollar super suit from a billionaire who basically uses mentorship as a personality trait. The kid then spends two hours trying not to destroy property or his GPA.
Spiderman Homecoming
A little girl develops a very inconvenient personality problem: a demon moves in without paying rent. Her mother hires a couple of priests to negotiate with the guest, with mixed success and a lot of head-spinning.
A boy finds a robot who looks like a friendly trash compactor. Instead of calling literally any authority, he adopts it and teaches it emotions, because clearly nothing could go wrong there.
Iron Giant
A group of teenagers spend their summer learning choreography instead of anything useful. They sing every emotion they feel, even when no one asked them to.
High School Musical
A man with a shield lectures everyone about manners and teamwork while his coworkers destroy cities as casually as dropping a pencil.
Captain America: Winter Soldier
A group of children discover that their town has a clown with severe social anxiety who moonlights as a serial terroriser of sewer systems. They band together, experience trauma, and make lifelong friends who all still hate balloons.
IT
Four teenagers get trapped inside what is basically a cursed gym membership—an old video game—and are forced to exercise, fight animals, and complete quests while pretending they’re older, hotter avatars.
Jumaji
A girl tries to find her missing sister across an ocean and becomes besties with a demigod who treats every crisis like an opportunity to brag.
Moana
A bunch of superheroes argue like siblings at Christmas dinner while trying to stop an evil robot they accidentally made because one guy wanted to play with AI too much.
Avengers: Age of Ultron
A couple investigates a house that screams “bad idea” and discovers that evil spirits love redecorating bedrooms, moving furniture, and emotionally tormenting children for fun. Ghosts are surprisingly committed to interior design.
The Conjuring
A man attends the world’s worst Christmas party, which features broken windows, bad European accents, zero snacks, and a barefoot dress code that he learns about far too late.
Die Hard
A girl discovers that her entire family has magical powers except her, which honestly feels like being the only sibling without WiFi. She tries to fix the family home by fixing literally everyone’s emotional trauma.
Encanto
A guy with anger issues becomes best friends with a tree, a raccoon, an alien woman who could definitely bench-press him, and a dude who takes everything literally. Somehow this works.
Guardians of the Galaxy
A couple records every minor sound in their house for weeks and discovers that the universe does not care about sleep schedules. Objects move themselves, doors slam, and the cat is definitely judging them.
Paranormal Activity
A teenager accidentally invents the worst travel itinerary ever: go back in time, nearly erase your own existence, accidentally flirt with your mum, panic, and fix everything using lightning and a car that absolutely wouldn’t pass a roadworthy inspection.
Back to the Future
A prince throws a tantrum, runs away from home, eats bugs for years, and then returns to overthrow his evil uncle who looks like he moisturises exclusively with resentment.
Lion King
A purple space bodybuilder collects shiny rocks to commit the world’s most dramatic population control experiment because apparently therapy wasn’t an option.
Avengers: End Game
A spaceship crew discovers that extraterrestrials are extremely poor house guests. They eat everything, grow too fast, and have zero regard for intergalactic safety protocols. One by one, people get lunch in terrifying ways.
Alien