Disney
A young royal who recently lost her parents goes on a destructive rampage while her sister and a guy she just met try to stop her from destroying the world
FROZEN
Dude with a blinged out glove makes a bunch of people disappear
Avengers Endgame
Two people meet on a boat cruise, fall in love, one dies, one has fantastic jewelry
Titanic
Two FBI agent brothers don blonde wigs and allow themselves to be used as kidnapping bait, all while "making their way downtown."
White Chicks
A group spends 9 hours returning jewelry
Lord of the Rings
A failed assassination attempt on a spaceman leaves a cowboy to spend the rest of the movie trying to rescue him
Toy Story
Watching people sleep for 2 hours and 28 minutes
Inception
Tom Hanks has a terrible time visiting France
Saving Private Ryan
Tells a girl that it's what's on the inside that counts, but then changes her outsides
Cinderella
A love triangle between a high school girl, a hundred year old man, and a wolf
Twilight
A woman has to pretend to be a man to be taken seriously
Mulan
A dad has to go pick up his daughter
Taken
The government has to spend millions of dollars because a guy runs out of potatoes
The Martian
A family's airbnb experience goes horribly wrong
The Shining
After murdering a kid's parents, a man spends the next 17 years trying to kill the kid
Harry Potter
Man goes through a career change after someone falls off his roof
The Santa Clause
Aging olive oil importer and his four sons navigate a changing market
A man hits himself in the face multiple times and is not supposed to talk about it
Fight Club
Man's midlife crisis endangers his family and entire city
The Incredibles
Teenage girl commits murder in a foreign land and her new friends help her get away
The Wizard of Oz
A garbageman takes up gardening to impress his crush
Wall-E
A guy using performance enhancing drugs wins a war by throwing a frisbee
Captain America
Faced with the prospect of a criminal scandal, the president of a community bank goes on a wild bender
It's a Wonderful Life
Terrorist destroys local town to show how corrupt their capitalist society is
Older sister steals younger sister's chance to be on national television
The Hunger Games