Breakup Songs
DIY revenge therapy with a Louisville Slugger.
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
A young woman goes on a potentially dangerous magic carpet ride with a stranger who lied about his identity.
A Whole New World - Aladdin
A man wonders if his partner will still love him when they are old and in the poor health/disabled
Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran
A woman discusses a makeover and the advice her mama gives her
Fancy - Reba McIntyre
A lullaby for an anxious child, with some guitar.
Enter Sandman - Metallica
A homeowner tells her ex where to collect their things.
Irreplaceable - Beyonce
A sea witch outlines the terms of a dubious agreement for a desperate young woman
Poor Unfortunate Souls - Little Mermaid
A singer offers actions to demonstrate devotion, including getting wet.
Make You Feel My Love - Garth Brooks/Adele
A man extols the virtues of a particular plastic drinking vessel.
Red Solo Cup - Toby Keith
A song about a confectionary-related act, likely metaphorical.
Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leopard
A woman is very clear about not reconciling.
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift
Questionable advice about celestial mechanics for personal fulfillment is provided by an insect.
When You Wish Upon a Star - Pinnochio
A person admits their lyrical abilities are subpar, but still wants to express affection.
Your Song - Elton John
A man believes his farm equipment is attractive to a woman.
She Thinks My Tractors Sexy - Kenny Chesney
A double entendre about a baked good that may have been written quickly.
Cherry Pie - Warrant
An American Idol winner finds freedom after a relationship ends.
Since You've Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
A young elephant experiences a surreal, possibly substance-induced, fever dream involving colorful pachyderms.
Pink Elephants on Parade - Dumbo
A singer expresses extreme visual fixation on another individual.
Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Frankie Valli
A man shares life advice based on card game strategies.
The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
A song about a slightly worried individual.
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
A woman misses her ex so much that even the beautiful flowers in her yard have died.
Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O'Connor
Villagers are incited to rage against a supposedly dangerous individual they've never met.
The Mob Song - Beauty and the Beast
A singer declares a permanent claim over another person's emotional state, regardless of physical proximity.
Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey
An individual unexpectedly shows up at an ex-partner's event, having arrived via the kitchen entrance.
Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks
It's a lengthy piece that suggests that people in power are leading the masses towards destruction.
Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine