Video Games 1
A plumbers saves a young lady after abusing a turtle.
Super Mario Bros.
Friendly racing until someone throws something at you.
Mario Kart
Orb eats things because he has infinite stomach.
Kirby
9 year olds make horrible parkour games.
Roblox
You punch nature until it becomes a house.
Minecraft
Everyone lies about their chores while one guy licks/stab/shoots people to death. He may or may not have friends.
Among Us
100 people hang out on an island while a storm politely asks them to leave.
Fortnite
A character’s name is in the title, but it’s not even the main character.
The Legend of Zelda
10 year olds kidnap animals, make them fight each other, and call it friendship.
Pokémon
Local man writes poetry about the wind while committing extremely questionable war crimes against people who just want him to stop being dramatic
Ghost of Tsushima
Very confident hamster bullies smart baldish guy.
Sonic The Hedgehog
Parkour enthusiast repeatedly trusts haystacks with their life.
Assassin's Creed
A circle eats dots while being chased by four emotional rectangles.
PAC-MAN
Mascots settle arguments violently.
Super Smash Bros.
You move to an island and immediately owe money.
Animal Crossing
Soccer, but the players are cars and physics took the day off.
Rocket League
You get abducted and infected with a brain parasite, but instead of fixing it immediately, you go on a very long camping trip where every problem is solved with dice.
Baldur's Gate
Delivery guy trips a lot, cries, drinks energy drinks, and somehow saves humanity with a fetus in a jar
Death Stranding
A space man solves problems with circles and guns.
Halo
You swing through New York doing errands instead of being a hero.
Spider-Man
You play three criminals and still obey traffic laws sometimes.
Grand Theft Auto V
You respawn faster than basic military training.
Call of Duty
A lady with a robot voice gaslights you using a wormhole gun.
Portal
Tiny people ruin their lives while you watch.
Sims
You die until you don’t, then you die again.