Video Games 1
A plumbers saves a young lady after abusing a turtle.
Super Mario Bros.
Friendly racing until someone throws something at your happiness.
Mario Kart
Orb eats things because he has infinite stomach.
Kirby
9 years make horrible parkour games.
Roblox
You punch nature until it becomes a house, then a monster ends your entire career.
Minecraft
Everyone lies about their chores while one guy licks/stab/shoots people to death. He may or may not have friends.
Among Us
100 people hang out on an island while a storm politely asks them to leave.
Fortnite
A character’s name is in the title, but it’s not even the main character.
The Legend of Zelda
10 year olds kidnap animals, make them fight each other, and call it friendship.
Pokémon
You defend your house by planting vegetables with anger issues.
Plants Vs. Zombies
Cocky hamster bullies smart cancer patient.
Sonic The Hedgehog
Children commit colorful warfare for fashion.
Splatoon.
A circle eats dots while being chased by four emotional rectangles.
PAC-MAN
Mascots settle arguments violently.
Super Smash Bros.
You move to an island and immediately owe money.
Animal Crossing
Soccer, but the players are cars and physics took the day off.
Rocket League
You lose a job because robots blink too aggressively.
Five Nights at Freddy’s
A game where being polite is somehow the hardest difficulty.
Undertale
A space man solves problems with circles and guns.
Halo
You swing through New York doing errands instead of being a hero.
Spider-Man
You play three criminals and still obey traffic laws sometimes.
Grand Theft Auto V
You respawn faster than basic military training.
Call of Duty
A lady with a robot voice gaslights you using a wormhole gun.
Portal
People live a life of physics-based suffering.
Wobbly Life
You die until you don’t, then you die again.