An ethnic middle aged man decides hes a professional racer
MarioKart
A midget looks for his jewelry
The Lord of the Rings/Hobbit
Orphan brutally injures poor men at night
Batman
Grandpa breaks in to give you stuff you dont need
Pubic hairs growing on your face
Beard
Everyone is gay and shoot each other with superpowers and no respawning
Apex Legends
A young boy mixed up with incest fights a black man and a grandpa
Star Wars
Monke boi magically dyes his hair
Goku
A celebration about colonization
Australia Day
Rap
A sanitary item and currency measures commit murder for their country
Call of Duty
Aquatic animals thirsting for human flesh are found on another planet
Shark Side of the Moon
The rock with long hair
Maui
For some reason a day gets to have a color associated with it
Black Friday
Mini flying vampires
Mosquitoes
Immortal individuals choose to do dumb tricks
Skate
Animal gets high and kills people
Cocaine bear
An alchoholic uses his money to become armored vigilante
Iron Man
Yummy eating birdie
Thanksgiving
I am doing something with woman this can't be real
Wet Dream
A brainrot word and a clanker merge a multiverse and toxic males take the opportunity to fight each other
MVC Infinite
A monkey runs away from home
Planet of the Apes
A grape man that wants to commit genocide
Thanos
A furry spills his seed in your house for you to eat
Easter
Leaking bodily fluids, often painful
Bleeding