poorly explained Christmas songs
ex causes a lot of emotional damage, signer proceeds to make same mistake again
what is Last Christmas
three ghosts bully a old man into doing charity
what is a Christmas carol
gravity + board+ steep hill= fun! or injury
what is Sledding
green introvert with anger issues
what is the grinch
liquid sugar beverage that melts marshmallows before drinking
what is hot cocoa
someone is sad because festive lights exist but not love
what is blue Christmas
kid get kidnapped by a train that falls onto his street
what is the polar express
frozen water becomes weaponized, chaos ensues
what is a snowball fight
adult sized child gets hit by a car on his way to find his real dad
what is Elf
ginger based humanoid structures for indoor architectural competition
what is gingerbread house
person doesn't want anything for Christmas except a human...
what is all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu
neglect but festive!
what is Home Alone
wrapping objects in paper to hide them from the people you love
what is gift wrapping
man who stalks and breaks into peoples houses and gets rewarded for it
what is Santa clause
brown rectangle of questionable existence and taste
what is fruitcake
group peer pressures you into giving them food
man raised by short people cant read social cues
what is ELF
pouring sugar water into a mug for emotional survival
what is drinking cocoa
snow comes alive, chaos ensues, melts eventually
what is Frosty the snowman
tiny sugar coated sticks for weaponized hot chocolate
what is candy cane
two people argue politely about temperature
what is baby its cold outside
Man considers quitting life just to get peer pressured by ghosts
what is a wonderful life
shopping to slowly kill a plant then display its corpse with pretty lights :D
what is shopping and decorating a Christmas tree
man jumpscares Santa and accidentally kills him
Scott from the Santa Clause
round red fruits humans pretend taste like Christmas
what is cranberries