It's a miracle!
This miracle was the start of Jesus's ministry
What is turning water into wine?
What wood Jesus do?
What is a carpenter?
Girl looked back and now she's salty
What is God's punishment for Lot's wife
My Husband and babies are gone to be with God, but this young girl still wants to be by my side. She's so sweet. (Who does the young girl want to be with, not who is the young girl)
Who is Naomi?
Brb you guys I'll see you in 4 days!
What is the resurrection of Lazarus
Matthew was especially hated in April
What is a tax-collector?
This is the tale of two cities, that got absolutely destroyed
What is God's punishment for Sodom and Gomorrah?
This man got more than just a peek of a naked woman that night.
Who is David?
Humph! I already showed my dominance on land, might as well try the sea!
What is Jesus walking on water
Most men wouldn’t see Luke, unless their wives forced them
What is a physician doctor?
If I keep having to crawl on this floor, my stomach is gonna get carpet burn.
What is God's punishment for the serpent?
Alright I confess, she's my wife. But she's not my sister so it's not weird.
Who is Abraham/Abram?
Man, this place isn't even that hot. Me and the boys walked out just fine.
What is Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego’s preservation in the fiery furnace?
Nehemiah always got the first sip of the good stuff.
What is a cup-bearer?
You spared the Opps!!?? Their cattle too?!? That's it! Give me your crown
What is God's punishment for King Saul?
I..I..t-t-think...you--h-h-have the W-w-wrong guy for the job. I-I-c-c-c-an't talk to the people
Who is Moses?
Aww these kitties are so cute. They don't bite
What is Daniel surviving the lions den?
This guy Bar-Jesus would have been best for children’s birthday parties.
What is a magician/wizard/sorcerer?
That's it because you didn't speak to The Rock, you're not allowed in the spot
What is God's punishment for Moses (Numbers 20:1-13)
Ladies just can't resist the strength of my long immaculate locks
Who is Samson?