PopPopisms
The PopPop Diet
I Got a Favor For You
100

This is perfect for right after lunch, or in a long car ride, or while watching TV.  

What is a nap?

100

It's 11:30am.  Perfect time for this.  

What is Dinner?

100

A new age device always breaking when switching between prayer tapes.  

What is the VCR?

200

He would stand here at any family event as soon as dinner was over.  

What is the dessert table?

200

Peppers & Eggs and Italian Hot Dogs can be classified as this.  

What are 'sanguiches'? 

200

Because it's late Sunday night, and you're at Nana and PopPops.  

What is take out the trash?

300

This channel can be found on the den at all times.  

What is "the Holy Channel"?

300

A perfect substitute for milk with your cereal.  

What is coffee?

300

Apple specializes in the making of this device, capable of checking the powerball numbers.

What is 'your crystal ball'?

400

PopPop goes here as soon as he walks into someone's house.

What is the kitchen?

400

PopPop will refuse to eat this.  

What is nothing?

400

Everyone has taken a turn trying to fix this ancient audio device.

What is his recorder?

500

They always sit to the right and left of PopPop at the dinner table at Nana's house.  

Who are Annette and Dennis?  

500

This was a perfect antidote for Mark after he swallowed bubble soap.

What is C&C cola?  

500

Shaking his cup when he sees you get up from the dinner table is his way of asking for this.    

What is a soda refill?