Failing to beat the Cult Allegations
The less sexy schools of the Founder's League
Western Civ (Irrelevant History)
Faculty Fun Facts
Sisterhood & Scandal: Shaping a Changing World
100
On the day of this tradition, some might say there's an earthquake in the dining hall...

What is welcome?

100

AOF's Equivalent of the Daisy.

What is the Hawk's Nest?

100

The Campus Wifi Password

What is 1843184318 ?

100

The crossing guard with a mustache that NEVER quit.

Who was Officer Daigle?

100

the former name of the knitting circle

What was the Dead Doves Society?

200

The original name of the Keepers of tradition.

What is the Oprichniki?

200

"Squash the Grapes, Tarnish the Gold" was our battle cry against this school.

What is Ethel Walker's?
200
The two dorms that no longer exist.

What were cottage & main?

200

Mary Jo Moulton's life-sized pink stuffed animal

Who is Tiktaalik?

200

The two people in this room who went to prom with someone else in the room's relative (bonus points if you can name the boys)

Who are Emily Wogelius & Kelly Ray, and who are Andrew Burke & Kyle Wogelius?
300

The Perilhettes, nova nine & the keepers (full names) in this group?

Perilhettes: Who are Audrey Harrell, Merritt Gibson, & Michelle Ma?

Nova Nine: Who is Kelly Ray

Keepers: Who are Julia Claire Harrell & Emily Anne Wogelius

300

In addition to Avon Old Farms, Theodate Pope Riddle was the architect of this school.

What is Westminster?

300

This room was (formerly) the smallest dorm on campus.

What is the Rat Hole?

300

The full name of the faculty member for whom the library across from Olin is named.

Who was Mary Burch Tracy Ford?

300

The decade (bonus points for exact year) the birth of the new place baby occurred.

What were the 1970's (1976)?

400

Your German.

what is: eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht neun zehn

Iche Liebe Mien Alten Mädchen

Ich liebe alle alten Mädchen

Ich Mocule mien MPS Ring Biete (excuse the spelling on this one) ?

400

After getting kicked out of Porter's, multiple students have transferred to this school.

What is Kent?

400

The line of "Alma Mater" directly after "when joyous days are over/they'll e'er in memory stay"

what is "they'll never be forgotten, though we are far away"?

400
Michael Bergin and Santiago Enrique (among other male rotating faculty) were annually enlisted to sing this song with the Perilhettes.

what is "the after intermission new girl boarding school blues"?"

400

The student who the 2009 Vanity Fair Article "The Code of Miss Porter's" is written about.

Who is Tatum Bass?

500

This life-sized green figure repeatedly showed up on campus during the spring between 2017 and 2019.

Who was Leonardo the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

500

the other 10 founder's League Schools.

What are AOF, Hotchkiss, Westminster, Ethel Walker, Kent, Choate, Loomis, Taft, Trinity Pawling & KO?

500

The year Charlemagne was crowned "emperor of the Romans" by Pope Leo III.

When was 800 CE?

500

The only member of the Porter's teaching faculty who arrived at MPS prior to 1999 who is still teaching.

Who is Grier Torrence?
500

The ancient who had an affair with JFK as a white house intern 1962.

Who is Mimi Alford?