King K's Famous Quotes
This quote can be found on the back of our training shirts
What is I am... Us! or I...am us!
The one red card we got as a team this season was given to our favourite hungarian center back when she hit a girl from this universities team.
What is Michigan Dearborn
My September 2nd wedding was hosted in this very apartment and was officiated by this defensive player of the week
Who is Abby Gnass
This Assistant Coach played club soccer for the Pittsburgh Riverhounds during their youth career.
Who is Coach Deen
We ran 20 laps of the indoor track all because we didn't wear this piece of team issued gear for warmup
What is Track pants
At the end of a developmental game, Kelly made the whole team join him in saying this phrase that starts with who's.
What is WHO's YOUR DADDY
According to Coach Kelly, we were supposed to have this large number of players on the roster for the 2023 season,
What is 52
As team initiation each of the rookies had to sing a song in front of the whole team, my mentoring partner, Lucy chose to sing this song that always gets white people going.
What is Sweet Caroline
Our resident "big gurl"
Who is Tatum Lucero
Way back in the 2022 pre-season Marissa Liberto and Jurnee DF got caught by Coach Kelly in village park indulging in a sweet treat and had to run this number of laps at the following practice.
what is 2 (originally he suggested they do a mile)
This quote is typically screamed and often happens when there's 5 minutes left in the game (or 6...or 10.. or really at any point)
What is BIG 5
According to the "Silly Soccer groupchat 2024," we were supposed to wear this colour training shirt to weekend practices during pre-season
What is White (with white socks)
On our road trip to Chicago we ate at this welcoming and extremely tasty restaurant.
What is Country House restaurant
This Assistant referee haunts Kelly in his sleep.
Who is Lou
One of the many goalkeeper coaches we had this year brought this gardening tool to his first practice
What is a shovel
This 4 word Coach K quote would garner heavy controversy when used to describe how a player's face turned white .......
What is "and she was black"
We acquired this number of yellow cards as a team throughout the 2023 season.
What is 8
At one of our first movie nights we watched this movie with a horrible ending.
What is Million Dollar Baby
This Coach has a BA in Business Administration with a minor in political science
Who is Coach Kelly
According to Kelly in early October these 3 PPU WSOC players were involved in an "incident" that involved alcohol being consumed in a PPU Men's soccer apartment. (Hint: the answer is only two players)
Who are Jurnee and Paula
This Coach Kelly quote was sent to the team group chat with a video featuring two of our most bonded teammates.
What is the "the bond of teammates and the making of fond memories"
According to our Player Expectations if our GPA falls under this we're required to attend study hall.
what is 3.0
We officially opened De Bar with a group shot and each patron had a choice of these three liquors for this ceremonial shot.
What are Tequila, Vodka and Rum
This Goalkeeper coach was removed from the coaching staff for allowing too much "lollygagging" during his practices
Who is Coach Alen Siric
During the 2022/2023 season this team's bus caught on fire, postponing our mens teams game.
Who is Ohio Christian