Star Foodents
When Harrison Ford used to eat bread and nothing else in my class, I began to call him this.
Pan Solo
When Jon Bon Jovi was in my class, he would work on Slides presentations, while Tommy used to work on these.
The docs.
What I called the "Down to the Honkytonk" singer when he started a job at a pastry shop.
Bake Owen.
Steve Lacey got 100% in my class, but when he told me he just wanted a 70%, I told him this.
I Wish I Knew You Wanted C.
Type of tree that tells the most chistes.
a Joak Tree.
When Bruno Mars ate 2 dozen of our class' pet rabbit's favorite food, then pulled that rabbit out of a hat, I called it this.
24 Carrot Magic.
When the future writer of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" would play Quizlet, he was always on "Los Leopardos". On the rare occasions when he didn't hear my directions, I called him this.
Def Leopard.
What I called the "Chasin' You" singer after he lit it up shooting hoops.
Morgan Ballin'.
When Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb got their grades up from an 89 to a 90, I started calling them this.
The A Gees.
They were raking in the money.
What I called the future Mad Men star when he walked into my room eating a Big Mac.
John Hammburger
Bret Michaels, although always looking for a good time, was never too wild in my class, so I never had to call this.
Poison Control
What I called the "Love Like Crazy" singer, after he got a job serving pizza.
Lee Slice.
What I called the "In Da Club" rapper when he only turned in half his work.
50 Percent
Some people don't like autumn, but personally, I can't think of a single _______
Downfall
What I called the future 50 First Dates actress after she finished off a pack of fresas, then pulled another pack out of her backpack and started eating them.
Drew Strawberrymore
When my former students, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts, and Ronnie Wood used to flip their cellular devices repeatedly, I referred to them as this.
The Rolling Phones.
What I called the "Stick That In Your Country Song" singer after he converted to Judaism.
Eric Synagogue
Though they all eventually passed my class, when the future members of AWOLNATION's grades dipped below 60, I told them this.
FAIL!
What do dogs have in common with trees?
Bark.
What I called the future Spider Man star when he ate a certain Mexican food that comes in a husk.
Tamale Holland.
When Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb got their grades up from an 89 to a 90, I started calling them this.
The A Gees.
What I the "Red Dirt Road" duo when they both joined the track team.
Brooks & Runn
Like what the flag of his home country contains, this was future tennis star Roger Federer's grade in my class.
A+
What I will say to you as you exit my class today.
Make like a tree and leaf.