Mr. M's Star Students 1
What I called the future member of Silk Sonic when he stole my email password.
Anderson Hack.
What I called it when the future lead singer of Queen went on tour with Bret Michaels' band.
Freddy Mercury Poisoning.
What I called the future Spider-Man actor when he travelled to the 10 other European provinces near Noord and Zuid.
Tom Netherlands.
Thomas Set.
What I called the "Days Go By" country singer after he started driving a Chevy SUV.
Keith Suburban.
What I called the future N95 rapper when he was all excited about his new phone.
Kendrick Llamar.
What I called the "Or Nah" rapper when he studied abroad in Europe.
Ty Euro Sign.
What I called the "Heart on Ice" rapper when he became the star goalie on the soccer team.
Rod Save.
What I called the "Wasted on You" singer after he tripped in my class.
Morgan Fallin'.
What Montell Jordan and his friends would tell me when they had to show their work in my class.
This is How We Do It.
What I called the Go Crazy rapper after he was nice enough to buy me a carpet cut out for my house.
Young Rug.
What I called the future "Pyramids" rapper when he tricked me on April Fools Day.
Prank Ocean.
When Olivia Rodrigo was out sick for a week, all of her teachers sent her an email, saying this.
Hope Ur Ok.
What I called the "Wrecking Ball" singer when she studied abroad on an island off Turkey.
Miley Cyprus.
What I called the "All Too Well" singer after she got into a university in Texas.
Baylor Swift.
What I called the Superbass singer when she told me all the foods she would never eat.
Picky Minaj.
What I called the "Uptown Funk" guitarist when he brought his dog to school with him.
Bark Ronson.
Bobby Brown and his future bandmates were responsible for getting their school an updated Spanish textbook after demanding this.
A new edition.
What I called the "When the Sun Goes Down" country singer after he told me about ordering a Grand Slam breakfast over the previous weekend.
Denny Chesney.
What I called the "Ice Ice Baby" rapper after he started putting his work in a yellow-ish folder.
Manila Ice.
What I called the "Imagine" singer after he brought a merengue pie into class with him.
John Lemon.
What I called the future Iron Man actor when he brought in chocolate flavored treats to my class.
Robert Brownie, Jr.
On Eminem's first day in my class, he said his name was Slim Shady. This is how I responded.
Your name is what? Your name is who?
What I called the "Havana" singer after she took up horseback riding.
Camila Caballo.
What I called the future "U Got it Bad" singer when he came into my class eating a fruit snack with a juicy center.
Gusher.