Traditions
Movie Quotes
Potent Potables
On This Day
Potpourri
100

Sharpen your photography skills and touch up your face paint here, just make sure Dede gives you her members discount 

What is the San Diego Zoo?

100

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood…nobody!”

What is “Dodgeball”?

100
Wake up early enough and you just might find Jess grabbing her first one of these beverages. Just make sure you’re nearby a McDonald’s.

What is Diet Coke?

100

March 10, 2025 this important family tradition is revived!

What is Present Day?

100

No need it distinguish between breakfast, lunch, and dinner when a young Ryann will just order this combination no matter the circumstance

What is Caesar salad and milk?

200

Candice and Dede dressed as iterations of this Truman Capote character at a yearly girls’ movie night

Who is “Holly Golightly”?

200

“Leave the gun, take the cannolis”

What is “The Godfather”?

200

Fresh from her backyard, you can find Dede preparing herself this cocktail, which is seasoned generously around the ridge

What is a Salty Dog?

200

September 2, 1973 is this event that resulted in 50% of the Pigopians and 100% of musical talent

What is Jared’s birthday?

200

Catch Jared at the right buzz and he will start doing this to guests in a joking way, although sometimes it feels real!

What is “punching people”?

300
Need a break between jumping off the Rowland dock in Parker? Find this next to the pool noodles in the locked cupboards, just beware of the spiderwebs!

What is a cornhole board?

300

“What big ears you have!”…”All the better to hear your many criticisms”

What is “Hoodwinked”?

300

When he’s craving something a little more flavorful than vodka, you’ll find this botanical brand sitting neat in Lou’s glass

What is “Bombay Sapphire”?

300

October 23, 2022 the Agopian family prepared to expand after this unforgettable moment

What is Luke’s engagement?

300

While attending a Taylor Swift concert, Malena met this lab coat tv personality

Who is Bill Nye the Science Guy?

400

Every summer visit to Papa and Dede’s requires a golf cart drive to this spot. Don’t forget to bring your ID and hide the garage clicker!

What is Lapperts Ice Cream?

400

“I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.”

What is “Sunset Boulevard”?

400

A “wise” pairing with Coca Cola, this hidden gem comes from Ethans trip to India

What is “Old Monk”?

400

Circa 2011 on a stormy night in Parker, Jared urged a pre-pubescent Grant to “stop dry-humping” this woven material

What is wicker?

400

Before becoming a powerhouse Real Estate mogul, Alex worked this position at a store in Oceanside

What is a clothing store assistant?

500

When Dede requests you pose for a picture, you better put your best smile on or else you may not be featured on this annual custom gift

What is Papa’s calendar?

500

“Listen, I’ve got 5 bucks and 7 boys who have never seen the ocean before”

What is “McFarland USA”?

500

“Legends never say die!” - Luke exclaims as he orders his third one of this tiki cocktail at The Lost Inferno

What is a “Zombie”?

500

August 30 2017, the Pigopian fam sets sail on Lake Powell where this now iconic quote is first yelped by Ryann

What is “Happy Family Vacation!”

500

A typo can be easily corrected by a simple backspace, but on this person’s birth certificate, a misplaced “n” may be more difficult to correct

Who is Jessica Sumner Agopian?