Making Sense of Nonsense
But it's a Jpeg...
Are You Copying Me?
Pump Up the JAM
100

How do staff authenticate a Library Card

Staff do not have access to customer PIN information and cannot authenticate accounts on behalf of customers....


but actually...

100

I sent this as colour but I wanted Black & White.

Click "print as greyscale" on the print release menu.

100

Customer wants to get a copy of their ID

There is a setting for it! It will prompt side 1, then side 2. 

100

Out of ink! where are the ink cartridge slots and how do you remove the old cartridge?

Ink cartridges are in the top front panel of the printer, you eject the old one using the display screen, then slide it out.

200

Customer printed off some pages that came out blank and are making a bit of a fuss over it.

As per TPL's instructions we do not refund for blank pages :)


but actually...

200

A customer sends a print job but the pages came out blank!? What do you do?

Suggest sending via a different method. If they sent via the computer directly, try print.tpl.ca

200

"Can you copy the crossword for me?" 

What are the best settings to use when copying from a newspaper?

You must specify the size of the area to be scanned (the printer cant detect the size as the paper is too big) you can also adjust the image settings to max contrast (this eliminates the grey background) 

200

The printer won't print because of "an issue with tray __" how do you resolve this?

empty the paper from that tray and it should auto-select a different one

300

Someone makes a new card. They want to print, but the authentication isn't working. How are you supposed to handle this?

Offer for them to purchase a quick print card :)

but actually...

300

Customer wants 15 copies of this page, sending from their phone. No they can't open it on our computers.

From the print release menu, click the arrow on the right hand side of the job, you can increase the copies there (to an unnerving degree) 

300

You've "previewed" a photocopy and it ALMOST looks right, but you need to change one setting before copying. How can you preview it again without having to start over?

There is a little button to the right hand side you can click to erase the preview, but keep your current settings.

300

The screen froze :(

Restart the machine with the power button (under the pull out keyboard)

400

Transferring Funds... how do it...

well it used to be automatic, but TPL is at the FOREFRONT of technology, so now you have to do it manually.

400

Customer printed something that seemed okay in the print preview, but came out formatted incorrectly...

Have them save the file as a different type, e.g. Docx -> PDF or vice versa

400

I want these 4 photos that don't fit on a page, all on one page!

Select the scan area to the size the items can all fit within, select the output paper as letter (or legal) the printer will automatically scale it down (the same works in reverse - small upscaled to full page)

400

A customer sent a print job, and released the print job, but the printer didn't actually print anything...?

Unplug the printers power and ethernet cables for 15 minutes. Check the customers print queue on the other MFD. If needed, ask the customer if its possible for them to send the print job again and release it from the other printer. refund the cost of the job.